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01-28-06 | 10:50 PM

Ronin

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Chuck Norris spokecard.

I'm just a poor white boy with no photoshop. Can anyone lend a hand making a Chuck Norris spokecard?

01-28-06 | 10:53 PM

mrbertfixy

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lawrence?! lawrence of arabia?

01-28-06 | 11:11 PM

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kinko's has photoshop

01-28-06 | 11:13 PM

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so does bittorrent- I used Torrentspy.com to get it freeeeeeeee!!!!!

01-28-06 | 11:16 PM

Jamtastic

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I made this a while ago. Enjoy.

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01-28-06 | 11:20 PM

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01-28-06 | 11:27 PM

Ronin

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Perfect!!!!

01-28-06 | 11:34 PM

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01-28-06 | 11:39 PM

kennethalan

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Chuck Norris eats a rubik's cube and ****s it out solved. Don't EVER forget that.

01-28-06 | 11:40 PM

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brandonbird.com..... good stuff

01-29-06 | 01:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kennethalan

Chuck Norris eats a rubik's cube and ****s it out solved. Don't EVER forget that.

My favorite by far........lol.

01-29-06 | 08:14 AM

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2:44...were you still at work?

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01-29-06 | 02:02 PM

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Anyone cool enough to ride fixed gear should also use Free and Open Source Software. If you have a computer and just need a "photoshop" program try this: https://www.gimp.org/ GIMP works great!

01-29-06 | 02:03 PM

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Gimp is nice.

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01-29-06 | 02:06 PM

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gregg

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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate a ****ing Indian.

I still don't get why this is funny, but it tickles my bones.

01-29-06 | 02:10 PM

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how about

"IF YOU STEAL THIS BIKE, CHUCK NORRIS WILL A$S**** YOU"

01-29-06 | 02:11 PM

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The LT

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I use gimp...it works

01-29-06 | 03:15 PM

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endeverleverone

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From: miami

chuck norris one had the idea to bottle and market his own urine..... this drink is known today as redbull.

01-29-06 | 03:22 PM

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visitordesign

keep it pretend

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have you ever seen his infomercial? the one where the boys do all of the arm flexing exercises on his 5 cent mini-gym and the girls do all of the leg spreading and kneeling/bobbing exercises? it really reminded me how infrequently evolution has made an appearance in the past several hundred years.

chuck looks like a flabby rabi.

01-29-06 | 03:35 PM

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Flippin Sweet

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From: the motherland.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

01-29-06 | 03:49 PM

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jedi_steve420

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...

Not cause Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!!!

01-29-06 | 05:50 PM

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Chuck Norris used to smoke ciggerettes to give his lungs a work out, he smoked 10 packs a day for 30 years, he can now breathe under water.

01-29-06 | 07:09 PM

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jedi_steve420

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

01-29-06 | 07:42 PM

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jmgorman

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Chuck Norris rides 99:13 with 140mm cranks.

01-29-06 | 07:43 PM

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icithecat

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From: Victoria B.C.

I do not understand this Chuck Norris hatathon. I thought Shwartsnegger was a worse actor and his reward is governor of California and a fleet of Hummers.

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