Who's hatin' on Chuck Norris. Me I'm scared to death of him.

Chuck Norris eats babies and ****s Delta Force team members.

Before the boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Good thread.

There's a good Chuck Norris thread in Foo, too, but there's PLENTY more where that comes from. Chuck Norris's family didn't die of dysentary on the Oregon Trail; they died of roundhouse kicks to the face.

I heard they once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper... Apparently it didn't sell very well cause it wouldn't take sh*t from no one!!

All this kinda makes you wonder... What Would Uncle Jesse Do?

If you can see Chuck Norris then he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris then you may be only seconds away from death.

In 1992, Uncle Jesse was MVP on the Japanese "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" National

Championship Team. He was always the orange hippo.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

lol, gimp is a piece of ****


worst interface EVER

total lolerskates.

The tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris has never cried.

My favorite by far...

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves...

Quick one I did.

quick one I whipped up w/ custom Chuck Norris fact....

Chuck Norris killed JFK when he was 23

I LOVE the part where you put Chuck trackstanding on the bike in the full getup and the gun. Freaking rad.

not too shabby...i like the lance armstrong fact, though.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

It's easier for Chuck Norris to name all the people he hasn't killed

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.