Chuck Norris spokecard.
01-30-06 | 06:29 PM
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01-31-06 | 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sinfield
quick one I whipped up w/ custom Chuck Norris fact....
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02-01-06 | 04:29 PM
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
02-01-06 | 05:01 PM
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02-01-06 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Griffin
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Originally Posted by DonPenguino
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
