Chuck Norris spokecard.
 

I'm just a poor white boy with no photoshop. Can anyone lend a hand making a Chuck Norris spokecard?

lawrence?! lawrence of arabia?

kinko's has photoshop

so does bittorrent- I used Torrentspy.com to get it freeeeeeeee!!!!!

http://photos-079.facebook.com/n10/4...36079_8278.jpg

I made this a while ago. Enjoy.

Omfg Lmao, Lolerskates, Roflcopter.

Perfect!!!!

Chuck Norris eats a rubik's cube and ****s it out solved. Don't EVER forget that.

brandonbird.com..... good stuff

My favorite by far........lol. :p

2:44...were you still at work?

Anyone cool enough to ride fixed gear should also use Free and Open Source Software. If you have a computer and just need a "photoshop" program try this: http://www.gimp.org/ GIMP works great!

Gimp is nice.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate a ****ing Indian.


I still don't get why this is funny, but it tickles my bones.

how about

"IF YOU STEAL THIS BIKE, CHUCK NORRIS WILL A$S**** YOU"

I use gimp...it works

chuck norris one had the idea to bottle and market his own urine..... this drink is known today as redbull.

have you ever seen his infomercial? the one where the boys do all of the arm flexing exercises on his 5 cent mini-gym and the girls do all of the leg spreading and kneeling/bobbing exercises? it really reminded me how infrequently evolution has made an appearance in the past several hundred years.

chuck looks like a flabby rabi.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...

Not cause Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!!!

Chuck Norris used to smoke ciggerettes to give his lungs a work out, he smoked 10 packs a day for 30 years, he can now breathe under water.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris rides 99:13 with 140mm cranks.

I do not understand this Chuck Norris hatathon. I thought Shwartsnegger was a worse actor and his reward is governor of California and a fleet of Hummers.