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Shants, you are the "jam"

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Old 02-01-06 | 12:18 PM
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thats one of my paintings too...
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Old 02-01-06 | 12:32 PM
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Old 02-01-06 | 12:32 PM
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yeah, i think shants is pretty cool. even when he's abrasively saying something i disagree with, it's still cool because it's shants and it's just something about his style. one of those people who...if it was anyone else, you'd punch them in the junk.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by tink20seven
is it just me,
or does this forum need to get off this boy's pole.
don't get me wrong..
tink <3 the shants
but serioiusly folks...
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no way!!!!...shants is way cool....

we are all on his pole, because...well...he IS shants afterall...ok?

seriously
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:44 PM
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<<<<<<-----------the Jam.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:45 PM
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:47 PM
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If shants is the jam, I wanna be the toast. With lots of butter!!!
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:48 PM
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****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:48 PM
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Lets see Shant's belt....
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:52 PM
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Its pretty pathetic that you have a belt that says jamtastic... even more if you had that made...
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:53 PM
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****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.
You cannot believe it, and yet you cannot tear yourself away from the monitor. It's positively Shakespearian.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:53 PM
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Hahahah. My name has been jamtastic since eighth grade. I was a member of the golf team in Houston tx and we all went and got one made with our nicknames. My favorite was a tiny kid getting Liono. Thundercats give me erections.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by shants
****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.
Well on the one hand I've never been obnoxious enough to inspire someone to start an obnoxious thread about me

But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me

Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.
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Old 02-01-06 | 01:57 PM
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shants, is that you?

riding off to get some a dis?
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Old 02-01-06 | 02:03 PM
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If shants is the jam, I wanna be the toast. With lots of butter!!!
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Old 02-01-06 | 02:08 PM
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Lets see Shant's belt....[/QUOTE]

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Old 02-01-06 | 02:12 PM
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Old 02-01-06 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamtastic


Lets see Shant's belt....
so if that belt belongs to shants, does that mean that Jamtastic is on shants's jock?
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Old 02-01-06 | 02:24 PM
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Old 02-01-06 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by turd
Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"

That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
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Old 02-01-06 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jose R
Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"

That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
wait...what happened? death wheel?
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Old 02-01-06 | 03:21 PM
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though i have never heard of one braking. The rev x is known to be sharp as a razor blade.
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Old 02-01-06 | 03:26 PM
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though i have never heard of one braking. The rev x is known to be sharp as a razor blade.
bikes are dangerous : (
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Old 02-01-06 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mattface
Well on the one hand I've never been obnoxious enough to inspire someone to start an obnoxious thread about me

But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me

Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.

Try being more abrasive and sarcastic. Use more profanity. Use the word ****** a lot. Post pearls of wisdom such as "risks are the jam," "riding drunk is the greatest thing ever," and "brakes are for fakes."
Cultivate a following that will fawn over your every post and will post the ever brilliant "eat a dick" occasionally.

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Old 02-01-06 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Jose R
Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"

That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...

pics?
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