Shants, you are the "jam"
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yeah, i think shants is pretty cool. even when he's abrasively saying something i disagree with, it's still cool because it's shants and it's just something about his style. one of those people who...if it was anyone else, you'd punch them in the junk.
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Originally Posted by tink20seven
is it just me,
or does this forum need to get off this boy's pole.
don't get me wrong..
tink <3 the shants
but serioiusly folks...
/pms
or does this forum need to get off this boy's pole.
don't get me wrong..
tink <3 the shants
but serioiusly folks...
/pms
we are all on his pole, because...well...he IS shants afterall...ok?
seriously
#30
<<<<<<-----------the Jam.
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I am the peanut butter. Prove me wrong, if you can....
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Lets see Shant's belt....
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Originally Posted by shants
****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.
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Hahahah. My name has been jamtastic since eighth grade. I was a member of the golf team in Houston tx and we all went and got one made with our nicknames. My favorite was a tiny kid getting Liono. Thundercats give me erections.
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Originally Posted by shants
****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.

But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me

Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.
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Originally Posted by mattface
If shants is the jam, I wanna be the toast. With lots of butter!!!
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haha
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Originally Posted by turd

That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
#46
Originally Posted by Jose R
Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"
That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
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though i have never heard of one braking. The rev x is known to be sharp as a razor blade.
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not the jam

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Originally Posted by mattface
Well on the one hand I've never been obnoxious enough to inspire someone to start an obnoxious thread about me 
But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me
Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.

But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me

Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.
Try being more abrasive and sarcastic. Use more profanity. Use the word ****** a lot. Post pearls of wisdom such as "risks are the jam," "riding drunk is the greatest thing ever," and "brakes are for fakes."
Cultivate a following that will fawn over your every post and will post the ever brilliant "eat a dick" occasionally.
edited to remove double quote
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Originally Posted by Jose R
Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"
That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...
pics?




