Shants, you are the "jam"

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02-01-06 | 04:35 PM

#51

No_Minkah

YOU ARE NOW TUNED IN

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From: The City that Works

Bikes are the jam. Shants is a person.

02-01-06 | 04:37 PM

#52

rexbantam

attacksquad

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From: illtown, DE

Bikes: 3rensho pursuit bike, miyata church-bar cruiser, huffy rockslide

Quote:

Originally Posted by shankton

Try being more abrasive and sarcastic. Use more profanity. Use the word ****** a lot. Post pearls of wisdom such as "risks are the jam," "riding drunk is the greatest thing ever," and "brakes are for fakes."
Cultivate a following that will fawn over your every post and will post the ever brilliant "eat a dick" occasionally.

edited to remove double quote

you all suck because you're awesome NOT. you fsk'n ******s. oh yeah, "get hit by cars"

please stalk me

02-01-06 | 04:39 PM

#53

killsurfcity

perspective distorts

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From: 25th and Girard

Quote:

Originally Posted by wangster

Its pretty pathetic that you have a belt that says jamtastic... even more if you had that made...

if by pathetic you mean awesome, then yes!

02-01-06 | 04:45 PM

#54

killsurfcity

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From: 25th and Girard

i have a belt like that that say jack. it's not my name. but i was playing pool once and had a very enthusiastic jack notice it and congratulate me heavily on it, and thus i became jack for an evening. moral: you are whatever your crappy thriftstore gear says you are.

02-01-06 | 04:45 PM

#55

vomitron

ya'll can't mush me

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From: san diego, ca

The level of absurdity here is truly staggering.

02-01-06 | 06:36 PM

#56

shankton

not the jam

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From: Bridgeport, Chicago

Bikes: IRO Jamie Roy and many others

[QUOTE=... "get hit by cars"

[/QUOTE]

You first. Chug some cock.

02-01-06 | 06:38 PM

#57

bridgestoneboy

Banned.

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From: I live in the Midwest.

Bikes: I have a Bridgestone.

This is getting a little out of hand, does a Mod need to be alerted.

02-01-06 | 06:42 PM

#58

Jamtastic

J.A.M

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From: Monterey, CA

Bikes: Pista

edited. i had a metaphorical chill pill.

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02-01-06 | 08:23 PM

#59

vomitron

ya'll can't mush me

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From: san diego, ca

Yeah bridgestoneboy, don't you understand that this forum is about irony and sarcasm? It's not all about being serious, and uptight. Things are funny when they are not as they appear!

You just don't get it, dude!