Worst reason to not get to ride. *cry*
#26
Originally Posted by Jamtastic
I cant ride for two weeks because my right ball is the size of an orange....
i thought it was cancer or something. Its just something called Epididytis or something hmm.. Not sure what caused it.
SO ill be lurking here for two weeks with ice on my balls. I miss you streets.
i thought it was cancer or something. Its just something called Epididytis or something hmm.. Not sure what caused it.
SO ill be lurking here for two weeks with ice on my balls. I miss you streets.
Recumbent!
Recumbent!
#29
i am sure that i hate you
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,230
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From: 703
Bikes: 'Cha-ruzu Fosuta Orusan Kein' Fuji Track (2005), Schwinn Tank MTB (?), Fuji Royale (1979)
who is that?
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putting the pi back in pirate!
putting the pi back in pirate!
It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
#30
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2004
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From: oPt via Spokane, WA
Bikes: Chromoly Allez comp with Ultegra/DA, IRO Rob Roy
I'll tell you who that is....the woman of my dreams!!!!
Get well soon and thanks for the most entertaining thread in awhile...not because of your ijury of course but because of the awesomeness of the openess and friendliness of this forum
Get well soon and thanks for the most entertaining thread in awhile...not because of your ijury of course but because of the awesomeness of the openess and friendliness of this forum
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I've been here since 2004? I've never felt this old before.
I've been here since 2004? I've never felt this old before.
#31
im just better than you
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 203
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From: milwaukee
Bikes: 2 white custom track frames
wimp, lance rode with his ball like that for several months before he did anything. and look at him now how many tours has he won??? this is god telling you that you need to sack up and stop complainign about ball pain and just ride harder
XVX
XVX
#32
Long haired freak.
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Still stuck in hell.
Bikes: 2011 SE Old Man Flyer.
Originally Posted by ImOnCrank
Thank you crankbrothers for making such awesome pedals... bastards.
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#33
LF for the accentdeprived
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,549
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From: Budapest, Hungary
ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.
#37
Yay!11! I has!!!1
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,659
Likes: 0
From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
Originally Posted by LóFarkas
ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.
Anyways, whatever is f*ct with me is nothing compared to Jam's massivesackattack over there. Feel better man. Here's something to brighten your day.
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Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...
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#39
you could be rad
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 81
Likes: 0
From: silver spring, md
Bikes: '80s fuji fixed gear conversion, '05 bianchi pista
anouck lepere dont ride no bikes son! she only looks good fake doing it.
shoot. i am glad i don't have that junk. i keep it simple and internal between my legs.
go vagina justice league.
i found this picture to be pretty appropriate. don't get penguins juggle your orangeballs, and maybe bad things won't happen to them.
shoot. i am glad i don't have that junk. i keep it simple and internal between my legs.
go vagina justice league.
i found this picture to be pretty appropriate. don't get penguins juggle your orangeballs, and maybe bad things won't happen to them.
#40
Lotion/Basket/Hose

Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 1,368
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From: Chicago
Bikes: 1992 Schwinn Paramount
Originally Posted by somnambulant
While having a nut become orange sized sounds pretty nasty and hits a little closer to home, I think this one made me wince a whole lot more. 
ps. get well soon!

ps. get well soon!
My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.
#43
. well i just woke up. slept for 11 hours thanks to the pain pills. haha. Still orange sized and hurts. For these first two days i wont be masturbating, moving, touching, or even looking at my penis.
Have to meet a uerologist monday. I have always wanted another man to inspect my penis and balls thoroughly.
This was caused by my arione. angled too far up in the front.... for a 55 mile ride. Thats what ive decided. Because statistics show that 55% of under 35 year olds who get this **** get it from ghonerea or clamidia....hahah
and everyone knows shants only gave me the clap...
Thanks for the kind words. Ill be on here all day. Cant do anything else.
Have to meet a uerologist monday. I have always wanted another man to inspect my penis and balls thoroughly.
This was caused by my arione. angled too far up in the front.... for a 55 mile ride. Thats what ive decided. Because statistics show that 55% of under 35 year olds who get this **** get it from ghonerea or clamidia....hahah
and everyone knows shants only gave me the clap...
Thanks for the kind words. Ill be on here all day. Cant do anything else.
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The Bianchi That Could
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#44
this bike is an aqueduct

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,073
Likes: 2
From: Gainesville, FL
Bikes: Villin custom touring, Medici Pro Pista, KHS Alite1000, Windsor fixed commuter
If this doesn't make you feel better, nothing will.
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Villin custom touring | Raleigh XXIX | Medici Pro Pista | 1978 Schwinn Stingray
Villin custom touring | Raleigh XXIX | Medici Pro Pista | 1978 Schwinn Stingray
#45
Yay!11! I has!!!1
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,659
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From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
Originally Posted by freddiesan
Get better boys! Hope you're doing ok ImOnCrank! Thanks for the visit!
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#46
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 287
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From: Stockholm, Sweden
Bikes: Bridgestone track bike
Originally Posted by ImOnCrank
Hell yeah freddie. Thanks for all the swedish love. You guys beat finland today?
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#49
Yay!11! I has!!!1
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,659
Likes: 0
From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
nice hubs
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Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...
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#50
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Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 287
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From: Stockholm, Sweden
Bikes: Bridgestone track bike
Originally Posted by Alexi
what are the arm warmers she's wearing, they rock!
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