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Worst reason to not get to ride. *cry*

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Old 02-25-06 | 10:59 PM
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I cant ride for two weeks because my right ball is the size of an orange....

i thought it was cancer or something. Its just something called Epididytis or something hmm.. Not sure what caused it.

SO ill be lurking here for two weeks with ice on my balls. I miss you streets.
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:28 AM
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:38 AM
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Jam, one question. Can you masturbate? If so, this should make those 2 weeks go by a little faster.
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:50 AM
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Old 02-26-06 | 02:02 AM
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Get well soon and thanks for the most entertaining thread in awhile...not because of your ijury of course but because of the awesomeness of the openess and friendliness of this forum
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Old 02-26-06 | 03:31 AM
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wimp, lance rode with his ball like that for several months before he did anything. and look at him now how many tours has he won??? this is god telling you that you need to sack up and stop complainign about ball pain and just ride harder

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Old 02-26-06 | 03:56 AM
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Thank you crankbrothers for making such awesome pedals... bastards.
I laughed really hard at this.
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Old 02-26-06 | 04:26 AM
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ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.
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Old 02-26-06 | 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by salome
yet another reason i'm glad i don't have that crap flapping around between my legs.
Amen, sista!
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Old 02-26-06 | 06:30 AM
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Old 02-26-06 | 06:38 AM
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I don't know, girls... RVAbatman wasn't much better off, as somnambulant pointed out. But then one thinks of Mitzi and you girls win hands down.
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Old 02-26-06 | 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by LóFarkas
ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.
Nope, unfortunately. My shoe just blew outta the pedal. It's happened before resulting in a similar style accident (IM:whatpublicimage for the video, it's funny) and this time was the last time. I have the candies not the eggbeaters and sidi dominators, both of which are well under 6 riding months old (and only 6 months old period) and so i shouldn't have had this problem. Screw both of em I'm sticking to double straps and getting some TIME ATAC's when i get back to the states.

Anyways, whatever is f*ct with me is nothing compared to Jam's massivesackattack over there. Feel better man. Here's something to brighten your day.
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Old 02-26-06 | 07:04 AM
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One more reason Im glad Im a woman!
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Old 02-26-06 | 07:58 AM
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anouck lepere dont ride no bikes son! she only looks good fake doing it.

shoot. i am glad i don't have that junk. i keep it simple and internal between my legs.

go vagina justice league.



i found this picture to be pretty appropriate. don't get penguins juggle your orangeballs, and maybe bad things won't happen to them.
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Old 02-26-06 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by somnambulant
While having a nut become orange sized sounds pretty nasty and hits a little closer to home, I think this one made me wince a whole lot more.

ps. get well soon!
Especially this post from mcatano.

My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.
And yeah, I hope the boy gets better soon.
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Old 02-26-06 | 09:43 AM
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Get better boys! Hope you're doing ok ImOnCrank! Thanks for the visit!
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Old 02-26-06 | 10:20 AM
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Is it wrong that I spent more time looking at the tires than at the girl in that picture? Are they green/white/tan/red?
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Old 02-26-06 | 11:54 AM
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. well i just woke up. slept for 11 hours thanks to the pain pills. haha. Still orange sized and hurts. For these first two days i wont be masturbating, moving, touching, or even looking at my penis.

Have to meet a uerologist monday. I have always wanted another man to inspect my penis and balls thoroughly.

This was caused by my arione. angled too far up in the front.... for a 55 mile ride. Thats what ive decided. Because statistics show that 55% of under 35 year olds who get this **** get it from ghonerea or clamidia....hahah

and everyone knows shants only gave me the clap...

Thanks for the kind words. Ill be on here all day. Cant do anything else.
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Old 02-26-06 | 12:05 PM
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Old 02-26-06 | 12:12 PM
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Get better boys! Hope you're doing ok ImOnCrank! Thanks for the visit!
Hell yeah freddie. Thanks for all the swedish love. You guys beat finland today?
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:10 PM
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Hell yeah freddie. Thanks for all the swedish love. You guys beat finland today?
Yep, pure joy! Swedish hockey rules!
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:19 PM
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what are the arm warmers she's wearing, they rock!
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Old 02-26-06 | 01:24 PM
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I dont' think her saddle is high enough...
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Old 02-26-06 | 02:10 PM
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Old 02-26-06 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Alexi
what are the arm warmers she's wearing, they rock!
I think they are from a collaboration between Adidas and the japanese designer Yohji Yamamoto. Also called the Y-3 serie.
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