ImOnCrank - we are totally new myspace friends. that is the JAM.

AHA! Victory!

Ouch, it brings me back.

I'm in the torsion club as well.
Not fun.

As if anyone should have to tell all the other guys out there: if your junk hurts for more than a couple hours, get them to the doctor. Waiting even 12 extra hours can be the difference between going home with all the parts you started with and not.

(a testicular torsion, btw, is when the connective tissue between the ball and the rest of you gets twisted or kinked)

That's a more cruel, although oft-used way of castrating bull calves. Loop a rubber band around the nutsack and let them walk around like that until the package strangles, wilts, dries up, and drops off. The other method is to slit the sack open while the calves are wrestled down then scrap the cords with a pocket knife until they break. Throw the nuts in a bucket and let 'em go. Sans any numbing agent or after care.

Go vegetarian.

man, i was bummed last week when i was pissing blood... i feel pretty good about that now.

agreed about testicular torsion

had one...had to get surgery to fix it....thumbs down

this thread makes my stomach hurt.

i am feeling pretty damn good. i am gonna go to the lbs to get my saddle aranged and **** on wednesday.

They did the ultrasound because they thought it was torsion.... i was freaked out. But then flow was good. But i sat waiting for a radiologist for hours cause i had a cist or an absest or something. Radiologist did more ultrasounding and came up with nothing. Good news.

So it was just the epidid ****.

its all fun. part of the ups and downs. Down... miss the track appointment for saturday.,.. up... I havnt put on clothes for 36 hours. There is alot of satsifaction in that.

Had surgery at age five. Apparently my piss was backing up into my right ahem. Oh well. All seems to work fine even if it does not hang as low as the other. Got a cool old style scar as well.

In a word: YES. She is Hoooooooottttttt!

i would have thought testicular cancer,good thing its not though.

torsion is when they twist, right?

yeah, and +1 about the pics.

Dude hang in there.... F***N ouch

Did you ask the doc for pictures of the Ultrasound? Keep that in the wallet,that way you could show off your n*d to those showing off their baby ultrasound.

i thought for ****ing sure that i was rocking the canc' when i had the cyst on my right testicle. three very very cold ultrasounds later (i always had to go in the morning before the gel was warmed), with three very very hot women seeing my wilted penis, i was convinced otherwise. i'm very happy about this.

Had the same thing (epidydmitis) happen to me when I was about 14. That **** hurt!!! I can sympathize with ya man. They also thought it could have been cancer, so I got to have exploratory surgery. Scar sucks. Scar tissue gets bound up whenever I bend over or squat down. That still hurts, but not as bad as the teste trouble!

Scrotal Safety Tips:

* When hygienically inspecting your scrotum, remember to treat your fleshy sack with kid gloves (or an equivalent glove of soft construction). Keeping your fingernails neatly trimmed will also help cut down on self-inflicted scrotal damage.
* Riding escalators is both fun and convenient. But please remember to wear slacks while you enjoy the mechanical comfort of a moving staircase. And never sit on an escalator tread, even if the escalator is not in service.
* Purchasing a swimsuit with built-in underpants will greatly cut down on excess scrotal-stress during a spirited game of volleyball and the like.
* A lady-friend can quickly become a lady-enemy where your scrotum is concerned. Play it wise and establish a "safe-word" during rough play. The Scrotal Safety Commission would like to recommend the safe-word: "Peachy-keen"
* Get a professional to "size" you for under-shorts. Many scrotal accidents could have been easily avoided by sporting proper fitting under garments.
* Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are. In a case such as this, heavy padding and a generous application of expanding foam (available at your local hardware supplier) will help protect your region.
* Bicycles are still legal in many states. Those of you that still insist on riding them should purchase a groin-helmet. These devices come in many colors and wind resistant shapes. Shop around to find the perfect groin-helmet for your needs. Plan a fun get-together with friends to decorate your groin-helmet with decals and "realistic battle damage". (I can't wait to get my hatta swan NJS groin helmet!!)
* Watch out for cancer.
* Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
* Check better informed websites for information about your scrotum. This one is not very good and may well be full of extremely bad ideas. Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.

from https://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

This thread is both informative and entertaining....

"I hope your balls shrink", taken in context, is a prayer of hope.