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zelah 03-13-06 11:26 AM

K SO THIS ONE TIME

i was on FGE and i had hottie shorts on, and the next week i went into my fixed friendly LBS and one of the guys was like "oh **** its Hottie! we got a celeb in the store" and every mechanic there had seen my unsightly nakedish body. suuuuure i was a little embarrassed that i became a lbs mini-celeb, but i was like "lol u like that huh". i've since come off the site, but it was still kinda fun(ny)

mattface 03-13-06 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by tehz
K SO THIS ONE TIME

i was on FGE and i had hottie shorts on, and the next week i went into my fixed friendly LBS and one of the guys was like "oh **** its Hottie! we got a celeb in the store" and every mechanic there had seen my unsightly nakedish body. suuuuure i was a little embarrassed that i became a lbs mini-celeb, but i was like "lol u like that huh". i've since come off the site, but it was still kinda fun(ny)

Uhhh...


What are "hottie pants"?




(and where can i get some?)

zelah 03-13-06 11:55 AM

go to your nearest beach resort town and look for size XS soffee shorts (or find the smallest you can possibly squeeze into...then go one lower), they have some that say HOTTIE on the ass

treechunk 03-13-06 12:02 PM

This happened to a friend of mine recently.


http://johnnyrattooth.livejournal.com/10804.html


Not only did he think it was funny, he posted a few selected favorites on his own journal! Lots of those pictures are WAY more insulting than the fun poked here.

evanyc 03-13-06 12:28 PM

this thread is in good spirit, especially when compared to the brutal treatment of mosh girl

shants 03-13-06 12:34 PM

sorry about missing the weekend:

http://www.chemicalwarfare.net/~apratt/images/yes.jpg

pay attention to the details (*cough* the bottom right hand corner)

ch0mb0 03-13-06 12:44 PM

hay guys did I do this rite


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5...pstand26kx.jpg






[edit: aw shi



also, my favorite one of all time has to be the hot-dog/freddy krueger assemblage
so goddamn absurd, and not too cruel ;)

humancongereel 03-13-06 12:46 PM

only perfectly.

BadAssBiker 03-13-06 12:46 PM

wow, just wow.

queerpunk 03-13-06 12:48 PM

chombo, you missed the curving driveway

shants 03-13-06 12:49 PM

i hate the simpsons, but that is pretty classic.

foureyedgeek 03-13-06 12:50 PM

ah, thats great!

s_9 03-13-06 12:50 PM

i thought this thread was dying. I was wrong. brilliant.

keevohn 03-13-06 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by Matthew A Brown
Concerning any future games of Trackstand Twister, the No-Handed/Double-Bird trackstand shall be heretofore known as:



The Nathan Fabian.

+1,000,000

Matthew A Brown is my hero.

P2SL Marc 03-13-06 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by shants
sorry about missing the weekend:

http://www.chemicalwarfare.net/~apratt/images/yes.jpg

pay attention to the details (*cough* the bottom right hand corner)

That's Brilliant.

I wonder if there are any pictures of sheldon trackstanding...

Rodador 03-13-06 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by nathan1350
it's really easy to say that i'm being a baby and that it's all in good fun and i should be happy about all this when you're not at the receiving end of the joke.

if i told you everyone to stop, would anyone listen? hopefully, this will work.

Mods, please delete this thread and all subsequent ones that deal with this issue. I want this all to stop. Thank you...

Nathan1350, I do not believe that you are Nate Fab, the subject of this thread. You are an imposter. The real Nathan Fabian, that had the stones to post the double finger trackstand portrait of himself, could not possibly come off as such a mewling, oversensitive geek. The real Nathan Fabian would be revelling in the attention.

You sir, are no Nathan Fabian.

queerpunk 03-13-06 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by Rodador
Nathan1350, I do not believe that you are Nate Fab, the subject of this thread. You are an imposter. The real Nathan Fabian, that had the stones to post the double finger trackstand portrait of himself, could not possibly come off as such a mewling, oversensitive geek. The real Nathan Fabian would be revelling in the attention.

You sir, are no Nathan Fabian.

the real nathan fabian would post a picture of himself, at his computer, with this thread on the screen, flipping us off.

i mean come on. i think we know a little bit about nathan fabian by now.

ultraman6970 03-13-06 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by evanyc
this thread is in good spirit, especially when compared to the brutal treatment of mosh girl

God damm funny :) who is this chick? Nathan sist'a? The nose and the eyes are the same eh?

Matthew A Brown 03-13-06 01:50 PM

Really, its hard to find flaw with this thread in any way.


Brilliant work, gentlemen. Let's keep it up.

hyperRevue 03-13-06 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by evanyc
this thread is in good spirit, especially when compared to the brutal treatment of mosh girl

Oh man, Abu Grahib.
Someone get on that.

Matthew A Brown 03-13-06 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by ch0mb0

Are you ****ing kidding me?

**** yes.

mcatano 03-13-06 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
Oh man, Abu Grahib.
Someone get on that.

http://ckdu.dal.ca/~mcatano/bike%20p...thangharib.jpg

I am going to hell.

shants 03-13-06 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by mcatano

jackpot.

ultraman6970 03-13-06 02:02 PM

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The last supper....

queerpunk 03-13-06 02:05 PM

let's get some more middle fingers in the abu graibh shots...


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