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mcatano 03-13-06 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by drac_vamp
someone now needs to go out and recreate this photo in real life.. do your hair like his, paint your bike like his, find a street like his, compose the frame of the photo like his, and do the double-finger-no-handed-track-stand like him. then, and only then, will true comedy reveal itself.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this earlier today. I was going to do it, but we got sidetracked.

Sirrobinofcoxly 03-13-06 04:33 PM

Tucker Carlson trackstanding handless on a stool

http://www.weta.org/images/press/Tuc...on/tucker2.jpg

Another ******. I think we can use this

salmonchild 03-13-06 04:34 PM

his foot is on the ground. cheat

jayrooney 03-13-06 04:35 PM

there is some nathan fabian merchandise on intraweb already
http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/2042/nf5ax.jpg

zelah 03-13-06 04:39 PM

omflol

grasscircle 03-13-06 04:42 PM

i cant wait to see nathan fabian holloween costumes in wal-mart this comming october.

and doesnt he also kinda look like a skinny joey buttafuco, someone throw some of those bad ass weightlifting, velcro closing pants on him already!

* jack * 03-13-06 04:47 PM

http://www.jackedinger.net/images/DavidFabian2.jpg

drac_vamp 03-13-06 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by mcatano
My girlfriend and I were talking about this earlier today. I was going to do it, but we got sidetracked.

it needs to be done, and by you. please let us all know if you need help reconstructing the background or need help getting some of the smaller touches just right. im sure someone can send some hair gel to you if you need it! practice "the look" in the mirror a bit, it's one part: "i don't give a f***" and one part: "i so totally give a f***"... this, of course, might take about a week or two. next you gotta get the "hey dudes, i can trackstand like this for hours..." arms just right, coupled with the totally punkrock double-finger (this may be tricky...)

photoshopping funny scenarios onto the picture is one thing (and they are all super funny) but taking the leap into reality and re-creating the actual photo, that takes genius!

summerinside 03-13-06 04:48 PM

http://www.andrewgruhn.com/bikePhoto..._the_shark.jpg

drac_vamp 03-13-06 04:49 PM

oh no! don't do it fonzy fabian! don't jump the shark yet,,, there is still so much comedy to extract out of this!

jandops 03-13-06 04:49 PM

http://photos-214.facebook.com/n12/7...09214_2123.jpg

how about that

humancongereel 03-13-06 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Redrom
Pee Wee Fabian, a la MS Paint...

oh, come on! MS Paint pics need to be sloppy, amateurish, and immature! put a dirty word or a fart in there or something! *sigh*...http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...eweeFabian.jpg

there, can't beat that for being amateurish and immature.

kennethalan 03-13-06 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by Placid Casual
Two fixed gear bicyclists. A cold, windswept Texas street. A grudge.

The tolling of a distant church bell marks the arrival of the appointed hour. A figure is seen slowly pedaling a track bicycle towards the meeting place. The man in the foreground strains to see who is coming. Could it be? Has his enemy accepted the challenge?

The man on the track bike rolls into view. Now there is no doubt about his identity. We are about to witness...AN INTERNET SHOWDOWN.


My GOD I LOVE THIS!

humancongereel 03-13-06 04:59 PM

yeah, the caption really helps the picture along.

thought you couldn't improve on that shot, didn't you, KA?

kennethalan 03-13-06 05:03 PM

Well, that is the crappy quality version of it from FGG I believe. So you could have used better quality, sheesh. I think I could win that showdown though. I'd have home field advantage. His hair is bigger though, so who knows?

humancongereel 03-13-06 05:09 PM

big hair = super powers far beyond mortal imaginings.

jayrooney 03-13-06 05:09 PM

cracking me up!!!!

you can add nathan's head and middle fingers to anything and it's hilarious.

drac_vamp 03-13-06 05:10 PM

having nathan looking down at david's dickpiece and giving the double-bird would be pretty classic too! and maybe even making david trackstanding...

humancongereel 03-13-06 05:11 PM

oh, yeah, um...i saw that. i hope it doesn't mean another round of trouble for this thread. i like it...but who knows?

skanking biker 03-13-06 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by drac_vamp
someone now needs to go out and recreate this photo in real life.. do your hair like his, paint your bike like his, find a street like his, compose the frame of the photo like his, and do the double-finger-no-handed-track-stand like him. then, and only then, will true comedy reveal itself.

but, these photoshoppings are hilllllllarious. i haven't laughed this hard in awhile.


We need a sticky for real life fabian photos

mcatano 03-13-06 05:28 PM

http://ckdu.dal.ca/~mcatano/bike%20p..._kraftwerk.jpg

Placid Casual 03-13-06 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by kennethalan
Well, that is the crappy quality version of it from FGG I believe. So you could have used better quality, sheesh.

I don't have Photoshop, only Pixia. And the FGG version was the highest resolution copy I could find. But if somebody wants to redo that with higher quality pasting, and some shadow work, and better proportion, I won't be offended. Also, whoever does this, can you make the caption funnier? Thanks!

Love,
Placid Casual

ostro 03-13-06 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by Placid Casual
I don't have Photoshop, only Pixia...l


There is no excuse for no art!!! http://www.gimp.org/

jamey 03-13-06 05:49 PM

i was thinking about taking a picture outside of my house doing the "nathan fabian" and start a thread where we all take pictures doing the "nathan fabian" in front of our homes. it could blend the show where you roll thread and fixie/singlespeed pic threads together.

ultraman6970 03-13-06 06:03 PM

Hmm what about before and after? i mean.. before, doing the nathan stuff... and after in the hospital while the doctor doing the stitches? or after in the ground? :P


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