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jonb 05-03-06 01:41 PM

sweet i need to get in on this...

Moximitre 05-03-06 01:42 PM

****

mrRed 05-03-06 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
you are a turd...I love it. The author is a ****ing track bike, they dont have brains.

looks like I was shown up by a track bike. luckily its happened before, and will most likely happen again, so I know how to deal (furious rage). **** track bikes and their "too school for school attitude", i'm getting a huffy.

mrRed 05-03-06 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by boots
probably *********

close, but the "j" is silent.

juvi-kyle 05-03-06 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by mrRed
looks like I was shown up by a track bike. luckily its happened before, and will most likely happen again, so I know how to deal (furious rage). **** track bikes and their "too school for school attitude", i'm getting a huffy.

thats better, check the sig. track bikes are the worst.

ostro 05-03-06 01:46 PM

Lets Build this bike...

He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)

Moximitre 05-03-06 01:46 PM

Um, when you get your Huffy, can I have your track bike?

mrRed 05-03-06 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by Moximitre
Um, when you get your Huffy, can I have your track bike?

I can't subject anyone to that type of torture. I'm gonna weld it to something public as an artistic statement. Think of Revs, but much more angst. I'm gonna be the next banksy.

marqueemoon 05-03-06 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by ostro
Lets Build this bike...

He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)

Probably a conversion from a once-nice road frame that had all his braze-ons ground off. I'd be bitter too.

drac_vamp 05-03-06 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by mrRed
I can't subject anyone to that type of torture. I'm gonna weld it to something public as an artistic statement. Think of Revs, but much more angst. I'm gonna be the next banksy.

c'mon now.. no one does angst like revs, he's un-toppable in that area.

Sinfield 05-03-06 02:13 PM

wtf....

I'm going mountain biking.

koyman 05-03-06 02:43 PM

"proseur"

excellent.

onetwentyeight 05-03-06 02:49 PM

He kinda looks like a pennyfarthing in the picture.

mascher 05-03-06 02:55 PM

It's funny because it's true. Or is it true because it's funny? True because it's funny.

caloso 05-03-06 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by unaesthetic
the expiry date on this kind of humor was about two years ago. anyhow, the kids he's trying to clown have all moved on to mopeds.

No doubt. I was noticing the fashionably unkempt of our Midtown are now polluting the air with ancient two-stroke Puch mopeds. I'm guessing they dumped the fixies because the exercise was making their legs too muscular for their style of pants.

ZachS 05-03-06 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by 46x17
Makes me want to buy a handgun.

too bad you live in SF....

TacoPropelled 05-03-06 03:51 PM

Yeah, sucks to be you.

46x17 05-03-06 04:02 PM

Totally sucks! West Oakland is so much nicer!

46x17 05-03-06 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by ZachS
too bad you live in SF....

Despite all the hipster bashing there are whole bunch of people that can ride really really well in SF. The concentration and level of skill and style are probably among the highest in the world. It is wonderful to be here - gun or no gun! ;)

kludge 05-03-06 04:10 PM

ah man. people ARE lame. maybe it cos i know enough people that fall into the h**ster catergory but am i the ONLY PERSON that thinks its cool that MORE people are riding bikes and NOT driving? especially in san francisco...especially! uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh. damnitt.

SamHouston 05-03-06 04:13 PM

That was phunnie. I must be in the wrong towns, but I've never heard an actual messenger, upon seeing someone on any kind of bike, refer to them as posing, faking, posengering or the like. If they aren't riding confidently...they may get a chuckle or a wry smile, but most don't care, long as the person is on a bike. I don't look like a hipster when I'm working, was working, whatever, so maybe I dunno these dudes. I usually wore straight lycra in heat, layering up thin as the temp drops.

Then again I probably hang out with old couriers, who truly do not care one iota what you think...they didn't even see you, if they did it was just your bike they saw.

ZachS 05-03-06 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by 46x17
Despite all the hipster bashing there are whole bunch of people that can ride really really well in SF. The concentration and level of skill and style are probably among the highest in the world. It is wonderful to be here - gun or no gun! ;)

yeah, i know. i've been visiting the bay area on a pretty much annual basis for the last 25 years or so. my comment only related to the whole gun thing.



also, there seems to be an awful lot of defensiveness in this thread. it's cute.

TacoPropelled 05-03-06 04:34 PM

Yeah, its no Bayveiw, but I can buy all of the handguns that I want, though.

46x17 05-03-06 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by ZachS
yeah, i know. i've been visiting the bay area on a pretty much annual basis for the last 25 years or so. my comment only related to the whole gun thing.



also, there seems to be an awful lot of defensiveness in this thread. it's cute.

the two go toghether - the definsiveness comes from insecurity which comes from not having guns and not having guns leads to insecurity, defensiveness, and ultimately to track bikes on city streets. So maybe if we all had guns there would be not track bike problem.

46x17 05-03-06 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by TacoPropelled
Yeah, its no Bayveiw, but I can buy all of the handguns that I want, though.

That's so cool!


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