Ask a track bike
#28
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
you are a turd...I love it. The author is a ****ing track bike, they dont have brains.
#30
Originally Posted by mrRed
looks like I was shown up by a track bike. luckily its happened before, and will most likely happen again, so I know how to deal (furious rage). **** track bikes and their "too school for school attitude", i'm getting a huffy.
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#31
hang up your boots
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: San Francisco
Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track
Lets Build this bike...
He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)
He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)
#33
Originally Posted by Moximitre
Um, when you get your Huffy, can I have your track bike?
#34
or tarckeemoon, depending
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 7,017
Likes: 2
From: the pesto of cities
Bikes: Davidson Impulse, Merckx Titanium AX, Bruce Gordon Rock & Road, Cross Check custom build, On-One Il Pomino, Shawver Cycles cross, Zion 737, Mercian Vincitore, Brompton S1L, Charge Juicer
Originally Posted by ostro
Lets Build this bike...
He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)
He is made of:
Suzue Jr. Hubs (maybe even Quandos)
#35
hullo.
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,458
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From: san francisco
Bikes: 74 paramount track, 80s maruishi track, 70s chesini track.
Originally Posted by mrRed
I can't subject anyone to that type of torture. I'm gonna weld it to something public as an artistic statement. Think of Revs, but much more angst. I'm gonna be the next banksy.
#40
Senior Member

Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Sacramento, California, USA
Bikes: Specialized Tarmac, Canyon Exceed, Specialized Transition, Ellsworth Roots, Ridley Excalibur
Originally Posted by unaesthetic
the expiry date on this kind of humor was about two years ago. anyhow, the kids he's trying to clown have all moved on to mopeds.
#41
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Joined: Mar 2006
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From: pdx
Bikes: highly modified specialized crossroads and GT hybrid (really a [formerly] 12-speed bmx cruiser, made before 'hybrid' took on its current meaning), as yet unmodified redline 925, couple of other projects
Originally Posted by 46x17
Makes me want to buy a handgun.
#44
Originally Posted by ZachS
too bad you live in SF....
#45
san francisco nucka!
Joined: Sep 2005
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ah man. people ARE lame. maybe it cos i know enough people that fall into the h**ster catergory but am i the ONLY PERSON that thinks its cool that MORE people are riding bikes and NOT driving? especially in san francisco...especially! uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh. damnitt.
#46
Good Afternoon!
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,352
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From: Rural Eastern Ontario
Bikes: Various by application
That was phunnie. I must be in the wrong towns, but I've never heard an actual messenger, upon seeing someone on any kind of bike, refer to them as posing, faking, posengering or the like. If they aren't riding confidently...they may get a chuckle or a wry smile, but most don't care, long as the person is on a bike. I don't look like a hipster when I'm working, was working, whatever, so maybe I dunno these dudes. I usually wore straight lycra in heat, layering up thin as the temp drops.
Then again I probably hang out with old couriers, who truly do not care one iota what you think...they didn't even see you, if they did it was just your bike they saw.
Then again I probably hang out with old couriers, who truly do not care one iota what you think...they didn't even see you, if they did it was just your bike they saw.
#47
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Joined: Mar 2006
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From: pdx
Bikes: highly modified specialized crossroads and GT hybrid (really a [formerly] 12-speed bmx cruiser, made before 'hybrid' took on its current meaning), as yet unmodified redline 925, couple of other projects
Originally Posted by 46x17
Despite all the hipster bashing there are whole bunch of people that can ride really really well in SF. The concentration and level of skill and style are probably among the highest in the world. It is wonderful to be here - gun or no gun! 

also, there seems to be an awful lot of defensiveness in this thread. it's cute.
#49
Originally Posted by ZachS
yeah, i know. i've been visiting the bay area on a pretty much annual basis for the last 25 years or so. my comment only related to the whole gun thing.
also, there seems to be an awful lot of defensiveness in this thread. it's cute.
also, there seems to be an awful lot of defensiveness in this thread. it's cute.




