it would be good to open a velodrome/shooting range.

it would be a better article if it was funny, but i guess you cant have everything

Yeah we were talking about that the other day.
Have a race that involves paintball guns.
Two teams to destinations and tons of guns and bicycles.
Objective it to get as many of your team to your destination without getting shot.

Better yet a biathalon alley-cat / skeet shoot...

ooooooooohhhhhhh nice.

There is a range down at lake merced. I wonder what it would cost to have them team up with us.

Are they still in buisiness? I havent been to that neighborhood since I was a kid.

I have guns...provided, I did sell one so I could get a bike. I guess I have to contend with fitting in with the other North Dakotans AND having a bike, too.

guns are the worst X 10...

Someone needs to keep high quality scan of this and collect all of them. At teh end of the year you can create the 2006 trackbikespeaks anthology and sell them on ebay to all of the morons who are buying the Puma thing.

this will probably prove true in the mash sf video.
But then they will come out with a mash NYC video.
and then it will be East vs West.
Juvikyle vs brunop
Dolface vs SashaE
Then Juvi and Dolface will get shot riding a tandem but will still mysteriously collect over 12 bikes over the next 10 years.
and sashaE and brunoP will die also and so evanyc will wear t shirts and spoke cards w/ thier bikes on them.

you are just saying that b/c they wont fit into your "2 sizes too small 514s"

ooh! capture the flag!

You've obviously never spent the day in a field full of prairie dogs with an AR15 and a chilled case of Rainier. I have nothing but pity for those in this world who haven't experienced this version of redneck nirvana.

your ****in sick...

I am down...

why?

Ha... what, no fixed gear 700c tricycles? Those things are the sickest ride ever...

hahaha. ****ing treehuggers. tell you what, go ask any cattle rancher or farmer what they think of the cute little prairie dogs that are running around infesting their fields with thousands of holes/ eating the crops that they depend on for their lively- hood. things are different when you grow up in the country.

Of course, I'm not really using this argument to justify killing ****. I just like killing ****. And drinking beer while operating firearms. You should try it sometime.

+1 minus the killing ****.

Silly ******, we treehuggers think cattle farmers should be out of a job. Their stupid cows require ten pounds of food for every pound of beef they produce. Cattle farms use and pollute millions of gallons of water. Get rid of the cows and we could put off Malthus for a loooong time.

there are a lot of cattle ranchers in southeast dc

mmmmm ... steak.

Silly me. I forgot that the premise of my argument would fall on deaf ears w/ the vegan crowd. Oh well, you guys take pleasure in dumpstering hummus from behind a trader joe's and I enjoy shooting pests and eating steak. To each his own.

guess you showed them. dumpster hummus would be a sweet band name though.

i'm with juvi.
guns are the ****ing stupidest **** ever. i mean, there's no reason for anyone to have one. like "sport hunting?" it's sportier with a bow and arrow. need to protect yourself? remember that "self-defense" guns are more often used against the owner than to protect the owner.

in my book, people with guns are in the same category as anti-choice people. don't date 'em, don't get drunk with 'em.

mmm, squirell steak...