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Old 06-30-06 | 07:09 AM
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i'm coming clean. . .

as most of you know, i was planning on riding the Tour this year. unfortunately i need to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.

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Originally Posted by brunop
i want to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.

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I always figured that if you were to be tested, you'd fail for crack cocaine rather than EPO.
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Old 06-30-06 | 07:16 AM
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I always figured that if you were to be tested, you'd fail for crack cocaine rather than EPO.
i've never smoked crack but i have chewed coca leaves. actually quite a bit.
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Old 06-30-06 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by brunop
as most of you know, i was planning on riding the Tour this year. unfortunately i need to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.
You are a goddamn disappointment. BTW, are you holding?
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Old 06-30-06 | 09:03 AM
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People who didn't learn how to cheat on drug tests didn't get the utmost out of their high school years.
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Old 06-30-06 | 09:08 AM
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i've never smoked crack but i have chewed coca leaves. actually quite a bit.
there's a coca tree in the brooklyn botanical garden. i really wanted to take a leaf.
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