Someone stole my bike
10-02-06, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
Well, in the case of the Varsity it's like sending your autistic Thirty-something year old kid to the mall without a ride home or a cell phone after getting them wasted on Robotussin...and the mall closes in ten minutes....yeah, or something like that.
Yeah, except no one would EVER steal an autistic thirty-something year old coked up on.. but then again.. who in their right mind would steal a varsity with a suicide hub.. D'oh, you're right!
10-02-06, 09:47 AM
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Maybe it wasn't stolen?
Maybe it was just in someone's way, & because it wasn't locked up, they just moved it???
Go out & look for it!!!
Go!
Maybe it was just in someone's way, & because it wasn't locked up, they just moved it???
Go out & look for it!!!
Go!
10-02-06, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
Well, to be fair...your "beater" bike is a fly ass Triumph 3-Speed with a Brooks and Scorcher bars.
If I were an ass hole, I would steal it. Please show the nice folks what I'm going on about....
Thread's derailed anyway... (or is it dutreted?)
If I were an ass hole, I would steal it. Please show the nice folks what I'm going on about....
Thread's derailed anyway... (or is it dutreted?)
I really need to get some pics of it in stock form. It looks cool that way too!
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Originally Posted by silent1
I had a Varsity with a rotafixed cog. I came back to my apartment today and the bike is gone. I am sad because this bike has been with me, in various styles, since the start of my college career. It has never been locked up in five years, and yes I know this was stupid and I am asking for it, but it still sucks. I have been thinking of ways to destroy somebody or the bike, if need be, when I find it or them. I have been thinking of just carrying a wrench with me and unscrewing the wheel nuts so that the person who stole it loses control and faceplants in the middle or the road. I have also been thinking about just carrying my extra u-lock with me so that when I do find it I can lock it up and get it later, which seems like the most sensible option. I am confident that I will find it because I live in a small town and if someone stole it to use I will eventually see it. What else could you recommend to really stick it to the other person riding my bike.
MAN REPORTS BIKE STOLEN AFTER ONLY FIVE YEARS OF BEATING THE ODDS
SMALLTOWN, USA - A man, going by the handle "slient1", had his rare, prized Schwinn Varsity stolen after only five years of beating the odds. He reports that he went out for a quick jaunt and returned to find the bicycle missing. "I came back to my apartment today and the bike is gone," says silent1, who has no idea who took it. The bicycle had never been locked up for five years, under the well known and proven fact that luck is forever.
When asked what he would do when or if he found the bike tainted bike, silent1 said, "I have been thinking of ways to destroy somebody or the bike, if need be. It really depends on how much of the theif's a*s juice is on the seat. I have been thinking of just carrying a wrench with me and unscrewing the wheel nuts so that the person who stole it loses control and faceplants in the middle or the road. Problem solved."
SMALLTOWN, USA - A man, going by the handle "slient1", had his rare, prized Schwinn Varsity stolen after only five years of beating the odds. He reports that he went out for a quick jaunt and returned to find the bicycle missing. "I came back to my apartment today and the bike is gone," says silent1, who has no idea who took it. The bicycle had never been locked up for five years, under the well known and proven fact that luck is forever.
When asked what he would do when or if he found the bike tainted bike, silent1 said, "I have been thinking of ways to destroy somebody or the bike, if need be. It really depends on how much of the theif's a*s juice is on the seat. I have been thinking of just carrying a wrench with me and unscrewing the wheel nuts so that the person who stole it loses control and faceplants in the middle or the road. Problem solved."
