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Old 04-16-08, 09:02 AM
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mexicans are perfectly legal! i havent been busted for having a mexican on me yet...
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Old 04-16-08, 09:06 AM
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stay out of this canada
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Old 04-16-08, 09:14 AM
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Best way to check for legality is to just yellout "I.N.S." when you pass them.

If they scatter you have your answer.
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Old 04-16-08, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by zelah
stay out of this canada
LOL *Canada carefully backs away, saying things like "the quotation that had allegedly been derived from a sentence we had allegedly spoken, possibly in error, may or may not have been done so in a heated moment and therefore could be construed as an erroneous event that will be thoroughly investigated by the appropriate body of government, aided by a multi-billion dollar private panel of fence-sitters."*
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Old 04-16-08, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Marrock
Best way to check for legality is to just yellout "I.N.S." when you pass them.

If they scatter you have your answer.
What an idiot.
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Old 04-16-08, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by freecycle
LOL *Canada carefully backs away, saying things like "the quotation that had allegedly been derived from a sentence we had allegedly spoken, possibly in error, may or may not have been done so in a heated moment and therefore could be construed as an erroneous event that will be thoroughly investigated by the appropriate body of government, aided by a multi-billion dollar private panel of fence-sitters eh."*
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Old 04-16-08, 09:30 AM
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+ holding tim hortons coffee, spliff, and sitting on a two-four
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Old 04-16-08, 09:36 AM
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mmmm tim hortons. I got a maple doughnut when I went there once. I'll let Canada annex the US if we can have Tim Hortons and cut off florida, SC, and california and push them into the ocean.
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Old 04-16-08, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Zombie Carl
What an idiot.
Hey, at least I wasn't the guy who plowed his land yacht into a crowd of day laborers here a few weeks ago.
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Old 04-16-08, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Falkon
mmmm tim hortons. I got a maple doughnut when I went there once. I'll let Canada annex the US if we can have Tim Hortons and cut off florida, SC, and california and push them into the ocean.
i will tell my people of your wish! *slowly clambers onto moose and ambles to the north*
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Old 04-16-08, 10:10 AM
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That's a SS Moose, for them's that need to ask, eh.
Though this winter has caused havoc with this year's maple syrup yields.
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Old 04-16-08, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
That's a SS Moose, for them's that need to ask, eh.
Though this winter has caused havoc with this year's maple syrup yields.
No my boy is fixed, you can see as I amble away eh.
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Old 04-16-08, 10:50 AM
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Old 04-16-08, 11:07 AM
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Canadian no-gear?
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Old 04-16-08, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Falkon
*sigh* how does this happen?
i dont get how you could possibly swing your leg over those bars
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Old 04-16-08, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by metaljim
wow. that's kind of a let down. and that wasn't even a typo on your part, the sticker really is grammatically incorrect.

damn.

Grammatically, or Grammarically?

Grammat or Grammar?


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Old 04-16-08, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by tx_what_it_do
i dont get how you could possibly swing your leg over those bars
a dude that tall probably has no problem.
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Old 04-16-08, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jmonkey
a dude that tall probably has no problem.
Yeah, but the seat post is slammed down. Dude is probably 5'2"
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Old 04-16-08, 12:23 PM
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I dont' get how someone doesn't know how drop bars go
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Old 04-16-08, 12:25 PM
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People put their bars like that because they're comfortable. There's a reason you call them bum bars.
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Old 04-16-08, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by johnprolly
People put their bars like that because they're comfortable. There's a reason you call them bum bars.
Also because being homeless is totally plush
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Old 04-16-08, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by slopvehicle
Also because being homeless is totally plush
It's so their open containers of alcohol dont splash out when they ride their drops. You know how hard it is to keep your business in the tall boy when your down in the drops?
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Old 04-16-08, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by likeaHorse
Grammatically, or Grammarically?

Grammat or Grammar?


grammar becomes grammatically incorrect when the word grammarically is used.

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammarically
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Old 04-16-08, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by johnprolly
People put their bars like that because they're comfortable. There's a reason you call them bum bars.
take a closer look Prolly... those things aren't just rotated up. Somebody took a lot of time to set them up that way.
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Old 04-16-08, 01:10 PM
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Nadir, DazProfessional. Nadir.

I lol'd hard at the bum bar joke bike.
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