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Old 02-13-09, 01:19 AM
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So tragically hip.
 
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
have a blast.

"also comes with lots of street cred and stickers."
https://charlotte.craigslist.org/bik/1031495471.html
At first I thought this was a rip off because of the fact (which he openly states) that you could buy a brand new Windsor The Hour from BD for $300 (actually $299), but when I noticed that this one comes with street cred I decided it'd be worth it.
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Old 02-13-09, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mickey_
At first I thought this was a rip off because of the fact (which he openly states) that you could buy a brand new Windsor The Hour from BD for $300 (actually $299), but when I noticed that this one comes with street cred I decided it'd be worth it.
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Old 02-13-09, 03:10 AM
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ahha your scene sucks. that guy just never has anything good to say about anyone's steez
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Old 02-13-09, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Geordi Laforge
as a "yankee" or whatever southerners call people that live in the north (and as someone whose parents live in florida), florida is definitely in the south. if you can walk into a gas station and purchase confederate flag bumper stickers, you're in redneck land.
You can do that in New York. Or Indiana, Illinois, or New Jersey. Rednecks everywhere and Pakistani zippy mart owners to sell them what they need.
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Old 02-13-09, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by lz4005


Note the calibration point at the amount one cares about pie.
mmm... pi....
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Old 02-13-09, 02:56 PM
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a twofer!
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Old 02-13-09, 03:20 PM
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i think the top bike has a wheelchair wheel in the front. the stem on the mercier is a backbreaker.
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Old 02-13-09, 03:20 PM
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i think as a pre-req you should have to post your own bike along side any sh*t-talking/fingerpointing/mockery you're about to do.

-because i know a good portion of you cynical a-holes are riding "jackass" bikes yourselves and the only reason you post on this forum is to help validate your judgment skills in an attempt to comfort your own insecurities.
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Old 02-13-09, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by formulaben
So you do care?

Or this: https://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxcouldc.html
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Old 02-13-09, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaw,Knee,Music

forgot to to mention the kid is white.
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Old 02-13-09, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cHaNkStA



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How do you get air into the wheel without a valve stem?
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Old 02-13-09, 03:37 PM
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it's there, it's hard to see, but it's there, right to the right of the fork in the bottom picture
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Old 02-13-09, 04:59 PM
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Old 02-13-09, 05:08 PM
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white saddle on a white frame.. now that is jackass
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Old 02-13-09, 05:57 PM
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the zip-tie on the top tube protector is just tacky.
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Old 02-13-09, 06:05 PM
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no pedals.
no chain.
jackass.
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Old 02-13-09, 06:08 PM
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No foot retention either. Lame.
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Old 02-13-09, 06:33 PM
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the hammer is low budget cool though!
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Old 02-13-09, 08:51 PM
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That kilo looks so uncomfortable with the stem setup
And I found more of this one:

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Old 02-14-09, 12:10 AM
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Wheelchair wheel makes it funny
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Old 02-14-09, 07:51 AM
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i suppose you clowns think he needs to adjust is bars

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Old 02-14-09, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by eddiebrannan
i suppose you clowns think he needs to adjust is bars
Yeah, his mustache looks a bit asymmetrical.
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Old 02-14-09, 08:25 AM
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collared shirt is jackass.
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Old 02-14-09, 09:09 AM
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He needs to wipe that dirt off his upper lip.
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Old 02-14-09, 12:22 PM
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Those socks? With those shorts? Seriously?
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