Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day
05-28-09, 09:07 AM
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05-28-09, 09:41 AM
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This thread is dying!
No foot retention, inappropriate shoes, and ********ly low gear ratio?
Pink sparkles, pumps, aerrospoke and deep vs?
Not much needing to be said here...
No foot retention, inappropriate shoes, and ********ly low gear ratio?
Pink sparkles, pumps, aerrospoke and deep vs?
Not much needing to be said here...
05-28-09, 09:44 AM
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05-28-09, 10:07 AM
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this thread has been like this for a while now....more people trying to fit any bike they saw into this thread, than this thread being needed because of a truly jackass bike.
that said, here's something jackass: trying to pass off a leader bike as anything more than.....a leader bike.
equally jackass: hating on a leader having never ridden one.
that said, here's something jackass: trying to pass off a leader bike as anything more than.....a leader bike.
equally jackass: hating on a leader having never ridden one.
05-28-09, 10:10 AM
Bicycle Repair Man !!!
Adjust the saddle, wrap the bars and this bike would not look so dorky.
And what's wrong with bells ?
All my bikes have them.
05-28-09, 10:11 AM
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05-28-09, 10:58 AM
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05-28-09, 12:56 PM
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05-28-09, 12:57 PM
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Ah, yes. Nice!
05-28-09, 02:36 PM
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05-28-09, 02:51 PM
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Those look like business cards.
05-28-09, 02:51 PM
Oh, you know...
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05-28-09, 02:52 PM
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05-28-09, 02:54 PM
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05-28-09, 03:50 PM
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is this farealz?
backlit LED HED
backlit LED HED
05-28-09, 03:55 PM
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tape the bars, adjust the seat angle and replace the pink straps on that peugeot and we have a winner.
05-28-09, 09:34 PM
...carp..car..carp...
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05-28-09, 09:40 PM
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05-28-09, 10:47 PM
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Lulz.
05-29-09, 06:24 AM
1. get on 2. pedal
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This may be elementary to the regulars here, but since people seem to be disagreeing on it, can someone define "jackass" as it applies to the SS/FG bicycle? In a snappy phrase or sentence or Hallmark card verse?
05-29-09, 06:35 AM
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the answer to your question is no. no one can really define jackass in this case because as you can see- everyone has a different opinion of what it is and while some assertions are based on logic, most are color-hating or style related. (with the exception of no retention.)
05-29-09, 06:49 AM
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05-29-09, 06:53 AM
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Jackass;
When fashion & stupidity trump sensibility & respectability.
(All jackass builds can be corrected. This is not the point. The point being rather this is their build. Ridicule them until they learn you self righteous assh#les.)
When fashion & stupidity trump sensibility & respectability.
(All jackass builds can be corrected. This is not the point. The point being rather this is their build. Ridicule them until they learn you self righteous assh#les.)
05-29-09, 09:57 AM
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Last night I was laughed at for running a break, by a guy with no foot retention.
05-29-09, 10:19 AM
Steel80's
I think I would have to submit 90% of the bikes that appear on FGG lately. The riser bars, jacked up wacky angle seats, aero and deep V wheels, clown colors- this is what happens when a fad becomes a caricature of itself.