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Risers are dumb.

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anyone who has risers should automatically have to grip them with these

This is how I roll:

phallic ftw

I used to be inspired by FGG. Now if I see a bike with those ugly, stoopid, corny looking risers I just skip to the next one. To each his own, but the people who put those on their bikes are just posers following a fad. Why would you put Deep V's/aero wheels (another cliche'!) and a pista drop stem on, and then have just one, upright handlebar position? I know, because you're not really riding the bike, you're playing show and tell with your hipster friends!

Breaking news...
The latest hipster trend, successor to "b!tching about hipsters," is "jumping on an internet forum bandwagon regarding a preference for the way someone else performs a task that is unrelated to your quality of life."
Get on it!

That's just wrong.

And nasty!

can someone post a picture with those pink straight bars that look like a double-sided *****?

google wasn't liking me too much when i typed in "pink ***** straight bars".

btw...this is the riser hate club, not the straight bar hate club

EDIT: jdms mvp beat me to it.

Plus his are set up like dog dicks

already on it, ya dumb hipster.

Damn! I'm too late! And I've been called a hipster! *****!

Where can I get those grips?

i had some of those grips on my Redline in 1989 or so.

i just cut my b201s another 5'' =P

straight up i'm not that into riding these yet. they've got until monday to impress me or i'm going back to track drops

ribbed for her pleasure

Flat bars with bar ends. That's what it's all about. Seriously.

i really can't believe that a riser hate club thread came before "buying expensive track bars and then chopping the ****ing drop off hate club thread". that will never in my mind make sense.

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Really? A whole thread about how people hate risers? Wow.