What does this have to do with anything?

Do I need to get the PhD before I can ride the recumbent?

why does the choice need to be made?

I don't know, I was just curious. It was just one of those dumb things that have a tendency to pop into my head while riding to work.

Normally you would but for the purposes of this poll, no.

dutch bikes have a lot of cool accesories on them.

i'm going with the dutch on this one.

Dutch, except I'd add a banana seat with a tall sissy bar and ape-hanger handle bars.

The dutch bike is clearly the coolest of the three, but also the slowest. I think I'm leaning towards the bent.

I have to go electric MTB on this one. Perfect for an xtracycle.

^the above gif basically sums up the entire fixed/ss subforum.

I would choose A.

Also, is anyone else getting really annoyed with the BikeForums errors for the past couple days? Server errors?

Too many people getting fat, sitting in chairs and posting on the internet, instead of riding bikes?

I'd pick the Dutch bike. They're really cool, IMO. I'd love to go to the Netherlands and experience the Amsterdam bike culture first-hand.

Well, it is that kind of year....

I'm inside because my ankle is currently in a cast.

But I am shopping for frames/looking into building my own.

id like to ride the 'bent but i picked the dutch bike because its more practical on a daily basis

I picked the recumbent. I would have picked the MTB, but DS frames with that high of a pivot point suck the royal ballsack.

Of course, I'm kind of biased because I kind of want a recumbent in real life.

It's obviously a trick question. The single speed is the only correct answer.

I saw a kid with that MTB on campus the other day. I almost took a cell pic of it to show you guys I was so appalled at it.

I choose that one.

Definitely the trike, purely for upskirt pics.

I'd do the recumbant if only I can gain 50 pounds, then talk about how I rode the distance to the moon at a 15 miles per hour.

I already own a wicked dutch bike so I'd stick with that, it kicks ***** for bike pub crawls.

My facial hair grows in really ****ty, so I think I am ruled out of being allowed on a recumbent.

That dutch bike looks like it could be fun.

I'd give it up for one of these:

Man, that thing is fugly, even on trials bike standards.

Weird it may be, but the recumbent will achieve the highest final speed - higher than most roadies on their road bikes.

Yeah, it's weird - weird fast.