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Old 10-28-07, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by abraham lincoln
the best thing about waking up with a hangover is that you know you're just going to keep feeling better as the day goes on. those suckers who wake up without a hangover feel the best they're going feel right when they get up, and its all downhill from there.
haha. awesome.
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Oh, and buy a Brita. Filtered water is the best thing in the world for hangover prevention and treatment.
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2 tylenols + gatorade
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2 advil and a bunch of water before i go to bed, i have not been hungover in quite some time
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Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
In college I came up with a term for this, when you wake up all clumsy and cranky and unable to do anything right: wobblef*cked. I charge the readers of the forum with helping me popularize this term by using it whenever appropriate.

Oh, and the best hangover-soaking-up food ever created is the "Garbage" omelet from the Union St Cafe, in Athens, OH.
I gotta agree, the garbage omelet is damn good. I only had it as a teen I never used it for a hangover cure but it was still delicious.
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er exactly what knucks said
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Originally Posted by Straws
I gotta agree, the garbage omelet is damn good. I only had it as a teen I never used it for a hangover cure but it was still delicious.
I miss that place badly. I don't know how many times in college I woke up Saturday mornings to my buddy Zeit calling me and asking, "Hey man, you wanna go eat our weight in hash browns?"
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This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
ok. so this sounds way too detailed to be totally fake. whats up man?
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Originally Posted by knucks
2 tylenols + gatorade
this is some irresponsible, downright dangerous advice. the combo of alcohol and tylenol wrecks your liver like a speedball, except it's legal.
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2 ibuprofen + a quart jar full of water before bed, again in the morning....sleep till 2-3ish
if you can't sleep in, drink some V8. It does wonders for me.
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
always works for me
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Old 10-28-07, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
Wait, does Winnie's mom keep the Kools in the freezer for extra koolant? or is she just nuts?
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Originally Posted by SeanBonham
Nothing like picking your car up from the impound lot and dropping 100 bucks to get it out with a wicked headache.
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why the hell would you have a car?
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Originally Posted by ::velolove::
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why the hell would you have a car?
Duh. To go to Winnie's.
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Originally Posted by ::velolove::
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why the hell would you have a car?
to carry my bike around, duh
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
Also works with later Excel models.
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Old 10-29-07, 09:02 AM
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Huevos rancheros, heavy on the peppers with a mug of coffee, 16oz of watter and a bowl of pickled carrots, onion & jalapeno, good for you and cures hangovers, or if you don't consume hot peppers all the time, will seriously distract senses from the hangover
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The only time I get hangovers is when I'm too drunk to remember to drink water before I go to bed, or if I pass out first. I'm not sure the water would help in those situations, cause that's pretty drunk. When I do wake up hungover I just drink as much water as I can without puking (usually about a half a glass).
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
As long as 4 happens, 23 is unnecessary to state, and yet again with 22 in action.
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HAHAHAHA, this thread is so much better now that i've seen pictures from bike kill this weekend.
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HAHAHAHA, this thread is so much better now that i've seen pictures from bike kill this weekend.
I'm making it a priority to do that next year. I'm going to cook up a kooky bike that fits in two suitcases too.
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vitamin C and B complex super blast

food, fluids and advil before you pass out
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No drinking=no hangovers
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No drinking=no hangovers
Unfortunately the first part of the statement is false so the second must be false for that to hold true.
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