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10-28-07 | 06:52 PM
#26
Senior Member
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,588
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From: st. pete/tampa, FL
haha. awesome.
10-28-07 | 07:12 PM
#27
Beausage is Beautiful
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 13
From: Saitama, Japan
Bikes: Nabiis Alchemy
Oh, and buy a Brita. Filtered water is the best thing in the world for hangover prevention and treatment.
10-28-07 | 07:37 PM
#30
for drinking
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 942
Likes: 5
In college I came up with a term for this, when you wake up all clumsy and cranky and unable to do anything right: wobblef*cked. I charge the readers of the forum with helping me popularize this term by using it whenever appropriate.
Oh, and the best hangover-soaking-up food ever created is the "Garbage" omelet from the Union St Cafe, in Athens, OH.
Oh, and the best hangover-soaking-up food ever created is the "Garbage" omelet from the Union St Cafe, in Athens, OH.
10-28-07 | 07:50 PM
#32
Beausage is Beautiful
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 13
From: Saitama, Japan
Bikes: Nabiis Alchemy
I miss that place badly. I don't know how many times in college I woke up Saturday mornings to my buddy Zeit calling me and asking, "Hey man, you wanna go eat our weight in hash browns?"
10-28-07 | 07:50 PM
#33
Hello.
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,902
Likes: 2
From: West Seattle
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
10-28-07 | 08:39 PM
#34
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 156
Likes: 0
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
10-28-07 | 09:37 PM
#37
thomas masini lives
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,495
Likes: 1
From: i aint dh no mo'
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
10-28-07 | 10:26 PM
#38
Heck yes.
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 426
Likes: 0
From: Phila-ila-delphia
Bikes: Saint Tropez, Shogun
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
10-28-07 | 10:39 PM
#39
SSSSTIN
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 137
Likes: 1
From: Lil' Beirut
Bikes: IRO angus, raliegh ss conversion.
10-28-07 | 11:22 PM
#42
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 894
Likes: 0
This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.
10-29-07 | 09:02 AM
#43
Good Afternoon!
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,352
Likes: 0
From: Rural Eastern Ontario
Bikes: Various by application
Huevos rancheros, heavy on the peppers with a mug of coffee, 16oz of watter and a bowl of pickled carrots, onion & jalapeno, good for you and cures hangovers, or if you don't consume hot peppers all the time, will seriously distract senses from the hangover
10-29-07 | 09:26 AM
#44
*****es love tarck
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,301
Likes: 1
From: Sandy, UT
Bikes: so many
The only time I get hangovers is when I'm too drunk to remember to drink water before I go to bed, or if I pass out first. I'm not sure the water would help in those situations, cause that's pretty drunk. When I do wake up hungover I just drink as much water as I can without puking (usually about a half a glass).
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10-29-07 | 09:32 AM
#45
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 849
Likes: 1
From: Philadelphia
Bikes: 1985 Pinarello Catena Lusso / 1983 Pinarello Montello / Raleigh Marathon / Camel Cigarettes conversion / 1957 Worksman cruiser / Puch 140 / Raleigh Grand Prix
10-29-07 | 10:02 AM
#47
*****es love tarck
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,301
Likes: 1
From: Sandy, UT
Bikes: so many
10-29-07 | 11:09 AM
#48
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,047
Likes: 1
From: Los Angeles
Bikes: Custom Holland Ti road bike, Custom track bike I traded a painting for.
vitamin C and B complex super blast
food, fluids and advil before you pass out
food, fluids and advil before you pass out
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap
10-29-07 | 11:24 AM
#50
*****es love tarck
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,301
Likes: 1
From: Sandy, UT
Bikes: so many