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Old 11-12-07 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by VAwitt
guess what guys!

eat your heart out internet kids who will never know/meet any of these riders!

that kid doing the wheelie and racing with risers must take **** super cereal!
and the kid on the far right must eat a lot of bananas
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Old 11-12-07 | 02:33 PM
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lollerskates at yall


we all like riding bikes!
who caresssssssssssssssssssssss
dis is teh interw3bz
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Old 11-12-07 | 02:46 PM
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vawitt is right

from the looks of things track bikes won out over world of warcraft

be grateful folks
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Old 11-12-07 | 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
from the looks of things track bikes won out over world of warcraft

be grateful folks
ahahahahahaha.
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Old 11-12-07 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by goldenskeletons
sprinting tonight!
NYC Rat Pack Hustle
anybody on bikeforums that is interested in coming out and sprinting tonight (assuming you're in the nyc area) definitely should. there's a group ride meeting up in brooklyn at the north side entrance of the williamsburg bridge tonight at 7:20 and another meetup in manhattan on the west side bike path at 34th st at 7:30.

this is a lot of fun and yes, it's a good place to learn stuff, hang out, push yer limits and get down with BEER SPRINTS!

anyone that feels self concious about their abilities, please don't feel threatened. just remember that dutret will never judge you in real life.

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Old 11-12-07 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
from the looks of things track bikes won out over world of warcraft

be grateful folks
You win.
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Old 11-12-07 | 07:24 PM
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vawitt is right

from the looks of things track bikes won out over world of warcraft

be grateful folks
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Old 11-12-07 | 08:59 PM
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hahahaha those kids are hillarious
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Old 11-12-07 | 10:33 PM
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dan bones, i love it. man this thread is silly. i hope you are still doing the rat pack hustle in january, i can't miss any mondays until then sadly
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Old 11-13-07 | 05:12 PM
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and the kid on the far right must eat a lot of bananas
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Old 11-13-07 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by VAwitt
guess what guys!

eat your heart out internet kids who will never know/meet any of these riders!

that kid doing the wheelie and racing with risers must take **** super cereal!
I had no idea that Harry Potter rode a pista.
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Old 11-13-07 | 06:21 PM
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... pretty much everyone who takes part in them has a reasonable amount of experience on group rides first. Of course you really have no clue about that...

You shouldn't weed racers out of an alley cat but you should give them a lecture about being respectful of other people and not pushing their limits around other riders and bystanders.
Wow, Alex, you've reached a new low. Posting personal attacks on people who once concidered you a friend.

The day we start having lectures before alleycats is the day they become helmet-mandatory and have a police escort.
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Old 11-13-07 | 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by VAwitt
guess what guys!

eat your heart out internet kids who will never know/meet any of these riders!

that kid doing the wheelie and racing with risers must take **** super cereal!
I think the guy on the banana bike lives in my apartment complex.
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Old 11-15-07 | 11:08 PM
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All I can say is that I have never once seen even a cat5 racer do a wheelie at the start of a crit, ever, and some of them are pretty inexperienced. I have never pulled the front wheel up starting a sprint on my track bike either. The point was that when you have a wheel in the air, you don't have full control, which is not something you want in a race.
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Old 11-16-07 | 12:16 AM
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eh, you're from alabama...
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Old 11-16-07 | 12:17 AM
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...and dutret's from georgia.

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Old 11-16-07 | 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Falkon
All I can say is that I have never once seen even a cat5 racer do a wheelie at the start of a crit, ever, and some of them are pretty inexperienced. I have never pulled the front wheel up starting a sprint on my track bike either. The point was that when you have a wheel in the air, you don't have full control, which is not something you want in a race.
yeah, but you don't start a crit with a sprint. you don't even start clipped in, it's basically a rolling start.
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Old 11-16-07 | 12:42 AM
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It feels like 90% of people on here don't really know anything about what they're talking about (including me of course.)
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Old 11-16-07 | 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Zombie Carl
It feels like 90% of people on here don't really know anything about what they're talking about (including me of course.)
That's a wrap folks. I think we can end the internet with that.

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Old 11-16-07 | 07:35 AM
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Wow, Alex, you've reached a new low. Posting personal attacks on people who once concidered you a friend.

The day we start having lectures before alleycats is the day they become helmet-mandatory and have a police escort.
Where was the personal attack? As far as I know you've never taken part in a road race, crit, track race, cross race or anything else that would have a "cat 5." I've never even seen you on a group ride before though I'm not sure you've never been on one. As far as I can tell you have no knowledge with which to be commenting on the safety or experience of cat 5 racers and the analogy you drew was bad as a result.

What's wrong with having a little lecture reminding people that they're there for fun before hand? From what people say here it's standard before alleycats in other cities. Given the type of bull**** I see people doing at your events not doing so cause it's one step towards making helmets mandatory and getting a police escort is ****ing stupid. People intentionally put other riders in danger cause they value winning more then they should. People slam into cars and ride away frequently cause they are riding faster then they are able to control their bikes sometimes they throw in a few curses for the driver because they are self entitled pricks who think only of themselves. Behavior like that is repugnant and I'm really disappointed that you would be so dead set against reminding people of such just because it's the type of thing that happens at a real race.
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Old 11-16-07 | 10:43 AM
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This was actually bothering me because I do consider you a friend and while I would expect that sort of attitude from the hess dogs you've always seemed a lot more reasonable than that.

Do you think that riding beyond your ability in a way that is dangerous to other riders and bystanders is laudable?
How about intentionally endangering others to get an advantage?
If so is that so fundamental to alley cats that trying to minimize it would ruin them?
If not:
Do you deny that such behavior is pretty common in alley cats including the ones you organize?
Do you not feel any responsibility to minimize how much of it you are unleashing on the city?
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Old 11-16-07 | 10:49 AM
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for what it's worth: before most of the alleycats i've participated in, the organizer(s) have made public comment to the effect of, ride smart, ride responsibly and know your limits. maybe it's because i've been racing races organized by people doing it long enough to roll their eyes at the balls-out cowboy business that can sometimes categorize neophyte enthusiasm.

additionally, i've had many conversations with other racers about a general code of etiquitte during races. work together. no sense in being so overcompetetive that you're a jerk.

like many sports, alleycats are as much (or more) about pitting you against yourself as they are competing with other people. people ought to help each other out on the street.
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Old 11-16-07 | 10:59 AM
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yeah, but you don't start a crit with a sprint. you don't even start clipped in, it's basically a rolling start.
Jesus, so you're trying to say that bike races don't start with sprints? Okay, I've never seen a track race, TT, road race, or crit start with an experienced rider pulling the front wheel off the ground. I'm not saying it was intentional or not, but if it was, it was completely a jackass move. If it wasn't, it wasn't because "dude has mad torque," it was due to him leaning too far back, where he wouldn't get optimum power starting a sprint ANYWAY.
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Old 11-16-07 | 11:12 AM
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dude, i wish you wouldn't revive a thread if you're just gonna be murky.

what point are you trying to make?
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Old 11-16-07 | 11:15 AM
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Jesus, so you're trying to say that bike races don't start with sprints?
cross and mountain races often do. but usually not crits.
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