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ryand 12-12-07 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by br995 (Post 5794262)
Can you start a fire with flint?

Can I ever!

I can also catch fish and deer with my bare hands...


...I took lessons from ThrottleJock.

kemmer 12-12-07 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by ryand (Post 5794392)
...I took lessons from ThrottleJock.

So he showed you how to find the deer, not kill it, watch it for 4 weeks, get drunk, ride a scooter and then go back and kill it? Somehow I don't the ThrottleJock method works for anything other than... uh... somehow I don't think the TrottleJock method works for anything.

Yoshi 12-12-07 11:14 AM

**** that I'm commandeering a nuclear sub. Peace out guys!

ryand 12-12-07 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by kemmer (Post 5794455)
So he showed you how to find the deer, not kill it, watch it for 4 weeks, get drunk, ride a scooter and then go back and kill it? Somehow I don't the ThrottleJock method works for anything other than... uh... somehow I don't think the TrottleJock method works for anything.

You forgot get laid anyways.

PS- told you there were plenty of dead horses around here. Hows the glue making going?

kemmer 12-12-07 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by ryand (Post 5794523)
You forgot get laid anyways.

PS- told you there were plenty of dead horses around here. Hows the glue making going?

****, is the throttle jock method already a dead horse? The glue making is going ok, I'm focusing mainly on brakeless and helmet threads right now. I figure there's enough of those for 10 apocalypses even with the search function broken.

jimmy_jazz 12-12-07 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by br995 (Post 5794356)
what, so you can run out of arrows? Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.


If you can tow a trebuchet with your bike, you're a much stronger rider than I am.

Igneous Faction 12-12-07 11:36 AM

I will disappear into the northern wilderness of Quebec in an armored diesel suburban (run on pillaged bottles of veg oil) and not return stateside until years later.

br995 12-12-07 11:43 AM

I'm moving to florida.

crushkilldstroy 12-12-07 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by Igneous Faction (Post 5794623)
I will disappear into the northern wilderness of Quebec in an armored diesel suburban (run on pillaged bottles of veg oil) and not return stateside until years later.

I was thinking Montana. Depending on where you live, a border crossing may be nigh impossible.

Worse comes to worse I'd probably ride it out on a barstool in Baker City, OR. They probably wouldn't even notice that anything had happened.

wroomwroomoops 12-12-07 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by br995 (Post 5794356)
Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.

What, so you can run out of stones?

I don't have a sequel.

Yoshi 12-12-07 11:56 AM

Oh and once I get that sub I'm going south to live with the penguins.

antiguru 12-12-07 11:56 AM

without 2pac we are as good as dead in the wastland of the futurewar

antiguru 12-12-07 11:59 AM

our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

Igneous Faction 12-12-07 12:11 PM

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/images/a...concept02B.jpg

DC doesn't look like a good idea...

kemmer 12-12-07 12:12 PM

I think I might actually go to south america, somewhere warm. It should be mostly free of fallout people there are pretty good at making things work in less than ideal situations.

wroomwroomoops 12-12-07 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by antiguru (Post 5794776)
our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

Oh, and we would have to breed! You know, to re-populate the earth! WE would be responsible for the continuation of the human race, think about that for a moment.

crushkilldstroy 12-12-07 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by antiguru (Post 5794776)
our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

There will only be one girl in the entire society, and she's gonna have herpes.

dirtyphotons 12-12-07 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by Igneous Faction (Post 5794859)
DC doesn't look like a good idea...

yeah, it doesn't have skyscrapers either :rolleyes:

Igneous Faction 12-12-07 12:23 PM

That's promo art for Fallout 3.

But yeah, I know.

wroomwroomoops 12-12-07 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by Igneous Faction (Post 5794952)
That's promo art for Fallout 3.

But yeah, I know.

It's Fallout 3, that's true (however, it's the work of a group unrelated to the makers of F-3). The point remains, though.

wroomwroomoops 12-12-07 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by kemmer (Post 5794554)
****, is the throttle jock method already a dead horse? The glue making is going ok, I'm focusing mainly on brakeless and helmet threads right now. I figure there's enough of those for 10 apocalypses even with the search function broken.

Is the broken search function a dead horse, too, or can we kick that a few more times before it becomes proverbial?

Psydotek 12-12-07 12:30 PM

[shadowrun]Chicago? Bug city? Oh hell no... There's no way i'm going to get stuck in the containment zone...[/shadowrun]

skinnyland 12-12-07 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by br995 (Post 5794262)
Can you start a fire with flint?

Yes.
And make a bow & enough arrows.
And shoot them accurately.
And build shelter.
And skin & butcher animals. Mmmmm, animals.

My camp is going to be awesome. Just need to find somebody with a guitar...

pittmatj 12-12-07 12:59 PM

Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.

http://www.earache.com/images/cd_covers/mosh323.jpg

S.Lemon 12-12-07 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by pittmatj (Post 5795209)
Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.

http://www.earache.com/images/cd_covers/mosh323.jpg

As much as I love Chicago, you would want to pick a location with a more forgiving climate. That is, presupposing an apocalypse would surely dismantle a lot of the luxuries most are use to.


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