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Falkon 12-12-07 01:08 PM

Cyclocross bike, Hardtail MTB, a Mossberg 590, and an HT radio. I'm good to go.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.

S.Lemon 12-12-07 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by Falkon (Post 5795257)
Cyclocross bike, Hardtail MTB, a Mossberg 590, and an HT radio. I'm good to go.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.

You also don't have a slave in assless chaps.

Falkon 12-12-07 01:15 PM

****, good point. I think I can pull that one off.

S.Lemon 12-12-07 01:20 PM

Good, if you can do that then i want to be on your team.

Falkon 12-12-07 01:33 PM

Alright, I suppose you're in. I'm sure we can find another slave in assless chaps around. I'm a radio operator, so I can handle communications. Our money will essentially become worthless, but we can use it for a short time to get what we need. After that, we might have to work on a system of bartering or something of monetary worth, like gold. Most of the hipster pansies will be taken out pretty fast. They're not adept to survival without a stream of new Apple products and Volkswagens. So, we'll have to be careful who we roll with. Trust me, I've put some thought into this.

time bandit 12-12-07 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by skinnyland (Post 5795193)
Yes.
And make a bow & enough arrows.
And shoot them accurately.
And build shelter.
And skin & butcher animals. Mmmmm, animals.

My camp is going to be awesome. Just need to find somebody with a guitar...

gotcha covered on the Geetar.

666pack 12-12-07 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by Falkon (Post 5795257)
Cyclocross bike, Hardtail MTB, a Mossberg 590, and an HT radio. I'm good to go.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.


Originally Posted by S.Lemon (Post 5795305)
You also don't have a slave in assless chaps.

yeah, niether did max.
you're thinking of WEZ (played by vernon wells) who had a slave in assless chaps until the feral kid throws his boomerang into the slave's head.
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/making/m...WezFaceoff.jpg

Doctor Who 12-12-07 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by deathhare (Post 5793485)
How the **** is that central? Thats just stupid.
Plus, its cold as **** up there.

We have enough idiots on fixed-gears in this city. We don't need any more.

Go to Topeka or something.

pittmatj 12-12-07 02:05 PM

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/movie...adwarrior9.jpg
Chicago will be warm because of Global Warming. duh.

fetch 12-12-07 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by moe sizlack (Post 5793905)
Right.
Strength in numbers.

Everyone synchronize your steampunk watches.

tokyoflash

S.Lemon 12-12-07 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by 666pack (Post 5795547)
yeah, niether did max.
you're thinking of WEZ (played by vernon wells) who had a slave in assless chaps until the feral kid throws his boomerang into the slave's head.
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/making/m...WezFaceoff.jpg

I knew mad max never had his own, but I was making a generalization about the film as a whole. Either way, it seems like a must have.

Falkon: I am already somewhat opposed to dependance on apple products and Volkswagens. So, more than happy to exclude those people are make them our slaves.

pittmatj 12-12-07 02:12 PM

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...dwarrior11.jpg

ianjk 12-12-07 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by pittmatj (Post 5795209)
Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.

http://www.earache.com/images/cd_covers/mosh323.jpg

If it is was the Apocolypse, then Chicago would probably be facing some massive food shortages and all the violence and disorder that would come with that, I would imagine that somewhere like N. Minnesota, Colorado, Montana or Alaska would be a much better bet, as long as you have some skills and know how to live off the land (kinda rare these days).


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