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Old 01-12-08, 09:58 AM
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Joke Thread: Coolest Gear Ratios

Post pictures of the coolest/funniest/stupidest gear ratios. 63/7? 12/36? Anything that is just really stupid.
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12/36....uhhhh
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Originally Posted by jdms mvp
12/36....uhhhh
Exactly. A ridiculously stupid, and backwards gear ratio that would be almost impossible to move.
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You can get a 36 (more like 34) tooth sprocket? Imagine the size of the chainring to get a 70ish inch ratio!
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Originally Posted by ryansexton
Exactly. A ridiculously stupid, and backwards gear ratio that would be almost impossible to move.
have you actually seen anything like this? That would be funny. If not, I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by ryansexton
Exactly. A ridiculously stupid, and backwards gear ratio that would be almost impossible to move.
which doesn't possibly exist other than in your dreams
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that so called "bike dancing" Quicksilver video had uber small chainrings, guessing so they could pull tricks easier with such a low gearing, but made them useless as bike messangers.
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54x14, brakeless, platforms
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the cool thing in bmx nowadays is to have small chain rings.
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any gear ratio over ~70 gear inches on the street is a joke
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My bike is 32x13. It's only a little lower than most people on this board seem to like (65 inches), but it looks ridiculous. I like it.
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Originally Posted by sirpoopalot
any gear ratio over ~70 gear inches on the street is a joke
I roll 73", guess I'm a joke.
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420 x 69 cool as fuccccck
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Originally Posted by nathbdp
I roll 73", guess I'm a joke.
yep that is why you are in this thread
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i guess that would make my 78" stupidly funny....
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Originally Posted by sirpoopalot
any gear ratio over ~70 gear inches on the street is a joke
i used to ride 70. after a few incremental increases, i now ride 80 inches. i'm a joke? the low gears taught me cadence, putting that cadence on the high gears equals speeeeed.

oh, and of course i run a brake with a gear over ~75ish.
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running out of ideas for threads are we?
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Originally Posted by sirpoopalot
any gear ratio over ~70 gear inches on the street is a joke
I can't see myself ever running anything less than the 77 gear inches I have on my road bike / commuter... it cracks me up every time I ride it.
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Originally Posted by sirpoopalot
any gear ratio over ~70 gear inches on the street is a joke
87" at the moment, since the studded tyres are almost an inch more in diameter than my regular slicks, which give me 86".
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65/4? (432 gear inches and 117.5 MPH @ 100 cadence )
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Originally Posted by nathbdp
I roll 73", guess I'm a joke.
Yeah, I'm rolling along on 74"; I must be hilarious. I'm thinking of going even higher for the next alleycat, just to keep my opponents in pain.
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