I am old
02-19-08 | 03:33 PM
#51
K2ProFlex baby!
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From: My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
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How about some pics of us "young looking" old guys 
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You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve
You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve
02-19-08 | 03:39 PM
#53
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Ahh yes, thats it.
26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.
26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.
02-19-08 | 04:07 PM
#54
(((Fully Awake)))
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
02-19-08 | 04:10 PM
#55
thomas masini lives
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From: i aint dh no mo'
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I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put yours, and I put mine, and we can dip down low and roll and grind!
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put yours, and I put mine, and we can dip down low and roll and grind!
02-19-08 | 04:11 PM
#56
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From: Parker, CO
Bikes: SS Surly Crosscheck; '91 Cannondale 3.0
Remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen and you thought like the earth had stopped spinning?
Remember when like Michael Jackson made that video where he jumped on the car, grabbed his crotch and broke out all the windows?----that rocked
Remember when your mother grounded you for watching the video of "I touch myself" on MTV but then you snuck out of your bedroom at night and stuck a fork in the cable box to watch soft porn on showtime??
Remember when like Michael Jackson made that video where he jumped on the car, grabbed his crotch and broke out all the windows?----that rocked
Remember when your mother grounded you for watching the video of "I touch myself" on MTV but then you snuck out of your bedroom at night and stuck a fork in the cable box to watch soft porn on showtime??
My pops brought "Thriller" home from Japan before it was released here in the states. The box didn't have a lick of English on it, but the whole movie was done in English, no dubbing or subtitles.
I remember Go-Bots and the original Transformers, too. Oh, and Thundercats and He-Man. I'm not even old yet. According to one poster here, I'm at the downturn: 28. I feel old when I find out some of my co-workers haven't even heard of Jack Kerouac or The Kinks.
02-19-08 | 04:12 PM
#57
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
How did you know I was born in Florida?
02-19-08 | 04:13 PM
#58
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
GoBots = Specialized Langster
Transformers = Bianchi Pista
Transformers = Bianchi Pista
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02-19-08 | 04:21 PM
#59
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From: Athens, Ohio
Bikes: Fuji Track, Half built 70s Azuki
This thread makes me feel young at 20. Granted most people think I'm at least 22 and are shocked when i tell them I'm only a sophomore. Thank you beard for allowing me to drink in bars and buy my own booze since i was 18!
02-19-08 | 04:28 PM
#60
Squirrel
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From: Winfield, KS
Bikes: Borthwick Touring bike, 83 Schwinn Peloton, 94 Scott Cheyenne, ?? Bianchi Torino
02-19-08 | 04:31 PM
#61
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
02-19-08 | 05:30 PM
#62
some new kind of kick
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From: Smog Valley
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26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.
02-19-08 | 05:36 PM
#63
Shiftless bum
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From: Ottawa, Ontario
Bikes: Apollo fixed winter bike, Gazelle Cross, Baboe Cargo bike, Linskey Rouleur Road, Bridgestone Picnica, Tern C7, 2nd gen Strida
02-19-08 | 06:31 PM
#65
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From: Madison, WI
I'm like right at that point in my life where I need an "Old School" "Frank-the-Tank" type experience. That movie is only so funny because it is so true.
02-19-08 | 07:48 PM
#66
Hello.
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From: West Seattle
02-19-08 | 07:51 PM
#67
Senior Member
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From: Atlanta
Bikes: Zeus (Razesa) tarck, Giant TCR road, Eddy Merckx road, Fuji Touring Series IV for everything else
If you wanna feel old really fast, become a teacher while you're in your 20's.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
02-19-08 | 08:02 PM
#68
is as Gurgus does.
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From: Otisburg
Bikes: A whole bunch o' bikes.
A good friend of mine that I worked with who is about five years younger than me saw that movie and told me that he thought of me when "Frank the Tank" started talking about spending the day at Home depot and such. What can I say? Got a house, it comes with the territory. Seriously, I'm 33 and I'm enjoying my thirties more than any other decade so far. Nice wife(usually), awesome kids,nice house, good job, some toys and I'm in better shape than I've been in since, well, ever cause of the fix. I'm getting better as I age.
02-19-08 | 08:17 PM
#69
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
If you wanna feel old really fast, become a teacher while you're in your 20's.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
Taught Art for 5 years, and damnit you are right.
Ahh...Turtles. The place where you walked into a freestanding building to buy an album on a wax disc that you had no clue what it sounded like. It was an exciting time. You were the guinea pig for the rest of the world, unwrapping a turd or masterpiece and listening carefully through it to measure it's worth as a frisbee.
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02-19-08 | 08:25 PM
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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper
Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!
Sixty Fever....are you still one of the Stoned Overlords?
If so, can you start a FAQ thread here? Thanks.
If so, can you start a FAQ thread here? Thanks.
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02-19-08 | 08:26 PM
#73
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From: Athens, Ohio
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If you wanna feel old really fast, become a teacher while you're in your 20's.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
As for Skanking Biker, My theory is that he saw a Skankin' Pickle album in Turtles when he was looking for the New Age section and decided to rip off the name.
02-19-08 | 08:38 PM
#74
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From: Atlanta
Bikes: Zeus (Razesa) tarck, Giant TCR road, Eddy Merckx road, Fuji Touring Series IV for everything else
I'll put them on the same level with The Mad Caddies. Cool name, cool graphics, not so cool music.
02-19-08 | 08:39 PM
#75
Bicycle Repair Man !!!
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