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Old 02-19-08, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by felldownthewell
13/F/OH...OMG! lets chat! My aim is FBIstingGIRLY13

You're not real girl, are you?
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I use 'em for handlebar grips. You should try it! Very comfortable.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
You're not real girl, are you?
Thats what he said.
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hahaha keeping it funny get a smile on your face. Trackstand huh hahaha

Nice Comic.
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married with a vascetomy.no kids ever. no problem.
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seriously though, yall are waiting for marriage right? v-cards in the house?

edit: VVV
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hey whats going on in this thread
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Originally Posted by tehz
hey whats going on in this thread

({})



This is the legendary "sex and bicycles" thread.
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My "front wheel" is too big for "barspins".

Oh well, at least my "frame geometry" is a killer.
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i uh...hm..i'm just gonna back out while i can
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Originally Posted by tehz
i uh...hm..i'm just gonna back out while i can

That is one method of birth control. Sure. Not 100% though.


Do you at least wear a blinky during nookie?
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Originally Posted by Serendipper

This is the legendary "sex and bicycles" thread.


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= this thread
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too late, no turning back now. [insert sexual inuendo about a random bike part + sexual intercourse]
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Originally Posted by spacehippo
too late, no turning back now. [insert sexual inuendo about a random bike part + sexual intercourse]
Spoilers below! Beware!

"crank" and "bottom bracket" haven't been used yet. neither has "headset." you could "give those a shot"

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No spoilers, please.


Delete post now thnx.
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***** my ratio is looong.
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ur mom gives good headset.
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my crankpuller stripped my threads :[

really though how many dustcaps in the house
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Originally Posted by Astronomical
***** my ratio is looong.
Is your frame really stiff as well?


Is it bad that my post count has doubled because of this thread?
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Married. Wrapped. For now.
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Originally Posted by Astronomical
***** my ratio is looong.
You don't say.




So...no one uses a blinky at night anymore? How do you prevent wipeouts?
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get her drunk and derailleur
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Man I can't wait to slide my steerer into her headtube.


Edit: wow that's so much more awesomely bad in text.

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get her drunk and derailleur
You win the thread.
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