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Old 03-17-08, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by geeknerd99
I graduate in less than 3 months, kthnx.

This thread was also started partly just for my own amusement. It's pretty funny to see the polarized responses I'm getting. The rate at which they're coming is pretty alarming too.

Mods, feel free to move this to the stupid thread when the time comes.
You started a thread for your own amusement?!!? Is there nothing else for you to be doing?

Mods, whichever thread is moar stupid than the stupid thread, please move this one there.
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Old 03-17-08, 09:47 PM
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Are you going to Tech or Radford when you get out? Just keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be instantly way ahead of everyone else when you start college. They still wear cargo shorts and rock fauxhawks.
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Originally Posted by NitroPye
I think we may have turned this thread around?

Of course not!!!! (p.s. why does this picture exist?)
We may have...haha. I dont know about why that picture exists, beer probably.
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Old 03-17-08, 10:06 PM
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im still in high school too (and a grade below you) but i manage to not sound completely ******** (sometimes)
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really though geektard why did you post this in SSFG?

why do you wear your chrome instead of timbuk2 when you ride to school?

why did you specify that your frame is steel?

get out
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Old 03-17-08, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by zelah
really though geektard why did you post this in SSFG?
i really want to know this.
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Me: "Oh hey guy in girls jeans what did you do last night"
Guy in girls jeans: "I cuddled with some girl and we talked about poetry"
Metaljim in girl jeans: "I ****ed some girl, then we cuddled, ****ed again, made fun of poetry, then rode our bikes around."

Makes all the difference.
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Old 03-17-08, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by metaljim
Me: "Oh hey guy in girls jeans what did you do last night"
Guy in girls jeans: "I cuddled with some girl and we talked about poetry"
Metaljim in girl jeans: "I ****ed some girl, then we cuddled, ****ed again, made fun of poetry, then rode our bikes around."

Makes all the difference.
Metaljim you can't wear girls jeans! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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Originally Posted by NitroPye
Metaljim you can't wear girls jeans! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh yes (well, unisex technically). it's all i can find that fit my tiny frame without hanging off my ass like a ****er.
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Old 03-17-08, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by frankstoneline
Haha, for sure, I hate when people jump to conclusions, maybe those guys do ride and he hasnt ever asked them. Honestly, it's pretty petty to bring the subject up, I mean, who cares? A lot of people wore skate shoes when I skated and I never was mean about it, or really cared. If you ever plan on riding a track bike without racing on a track, you're doing basically what they are doing.

get it... it's a jump to conclusions mat!
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Originally Posted by metaljim
oh yes (well, unisex technically). it's all i can find that fit my tiny frame without hanging off my ass like a ****er.
Well thats okay then... I have the same problem. If I wear a 30" i end up with way too much material and 28" I can never find long enough so I usually wear sexless dickies and the one pair of jeans I found that fit that I literally saw on a mannequin in the window and went "NO **** that mannequin is exactly the same size as me" and I asked for the jeans that were on the mannequin.
 
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blah blah blah i was the first person to ride a singlespeed track bike ever. dont copy me or face impending doom! get over yourself. youre not the center of coolness. maybe you are. i dont know. could be the jameson talking. happy st patricks.
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Old 03-17-08, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by zelah
seriously mods move this thread to cross
**** THAT. Keep this bull**** where it can't hurt those who still have a chance at life.

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Old 03-17-08, 11:07 PM
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i thought all cross kids were jocks anyway
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Hey I'm in Blacksburg too, lets ride bicycles abreast and get harassed by the overweight police officers!
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Old 03-18-08, 12:13 AM
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Metaljim can wear girl pants. It's ok, cuz I just watched Cliff 'Em All last week for the first time and DAYUM them Metallica dudes (especially Kirk) had some tight pants. And they are metal.
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yeah dude, no matter what it's not like people are thinking your cool.
at the end of the day you're still just an idiot on a bike. we all are in most peoples' eyes.
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RI is turnong in to jersery ! all the jersy trash is goin to school here now and rubbing off on our fine upstanding citizens!
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Originally Posted by TheScientist
get it... it's a jump to conclusions mat!
Even better when you spell LOSE wrong on a funny mat. I mean if you if you even read it once after you write it. It says LOOSE. As in your mom is loose.

For ****s sake.
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Originally Posted by geeknerd99
So, every so often when I feel like it in the morning, I bike to school instead of riding the bus (it's actually faster, but I don't always enjoy getting to school sweaty that early in the morning). I roll up my pants and generally wear a cycling cap. When I do ride to school, I usually bring my Chrome Metro instead of my usual Timbuk2 XL. I ride a steel CX bike for the time being though.

Fast forwards to 6 months later. I don't know how long they've been under my radar, but today I spotted 4 well-known ******bags who I know for a fact would never trade their SUVs for bikes. It wouldn't have been so bad if two of them were wearing cycling caps flipped up (a Credit Agricole and a Colnago), pants rolled up, and the worst part: 2 had Chrome bags, one had a custom Timbuk2, and one had a ****ING RELOAD bag.

Sorry, I'm ranting now. I dress how I dress for function over form. Granted, it looks good too. These guys blew all this money and still drive their big honkin' SUVs to school. Just to look....... hip. It just pisses me off when they really have no justification for it.

On the plus side, I wonder if they'll be selling it off in a few months...

/rant
Yeah for sure they looked at you and went, wow I need to be that guy!

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Originally Posted by operator
Even better when you spell LOSE wrong on a funny mat. I mean if you if you even read it once after you write it. It says LOOSE. As in your mom is loose.

For ****s sake.


Thats a screen shot from a movie, smart guy.
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Originally Posted by ~Stuart~
Heysoos, that pic. No way that is real.
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Can this thread die yet? Please?
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Please sticky this thread, so that next time someone thinks about starting a new thread *****ing about people getting into a fad that they themselves have only been into for a short time, they can immediately see this monstrosity up front and at the top.
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