Jeezus. That's creative. Did you take him down too?

do parked cars count?

I crashed on some ice the other week, no cars involved.

He fell into a parked car. I think my bike probably hit him, but I'm not sure. Before I even got a chance to ask him if he was okay (because I'm not a dick), he yelled at me "watch where you're going!" I knew if I didn't leave then I was gonna end up smacking him (okay, so I'm kind of a dick), so I just left.

*****, i forgot. i answered no, never hit by a car, but when i was in 7th grade i was rolling up to the bike rack and this huge pontiac backed into me. i had no where to go and just kept yelling and she just kept coming until i was under her bumper praying that she stopped. she did, and turned out to be a teacher at my school and spend the next hour dragging me around to find the principal so i could swear that i wasn't at all hurt. ******** b@tch.

i would have decided at that point that i was very hurt and got that c-bag fired. lol