Gears are for the weak
#26
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From: Toronto, Canada
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I 'raced' a roadie this afternoon on my way home. We both obviously just got off work and were tired, but we kept the same pace for about 10 km, and finally ended up sharing a lane for the last couple. we talked about the weather, i asked him how the don (bike trail in toronto with NO WINTER MAINTENANCE signs all over it) was, and then i wished him good luck cause i had to walk a hill that he could spin. we ride different bikes, but we had fun together. then we went and did our own things--how hard is that?
#28
I was rollin' slow one day, just takin' it easy, when this decked-out roadie pulls up along side me, puts his hand on my back and starts pushing me while saying, "Need some gears?". I laugh. "Need some gears?", he repeated, thinking I didn't understand. I laugh again. Then he shifts up a gear and proceeds to dance away on his pedals TDF-style in order to impress me, and to re-affirm his observation that I need gears.
#29
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From: South Michigan
Bikes: 2005 Specialized Langster, 2005 Giant TCR C3, 2006 Bianchi Castro Valley, 2007 Redline Monocog 29er, 2007 Trek 5000
That exchange would have tolerable except for the touching by a total stranger. That's completely unnecessary if nothing else.
#30
F'ing A
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From: SJ
Bikes: 08 tommaso augusta, 88 specialized sirrus, random cruisers and stuff
I was rollin' slow one day, just takin' it easy, when this decked-out roadie pulls up along side me, puts his hand on my back and starts pushing me while saying, "Need some gears?". I laugh. "Need some gears?", he repeated, thinking I didn't understand. I laugh again. Then he shifts up a gear and proceeds to dance away on his pedals TDF-style in order to impress me, and to re-affirm his observation that I need gears.
#31
I 'raced' a roadie this afternoon on my way home. We both obviously just got off work and were tired, but we kept the same pace for about 10 km, and finally ended up sharing a lane for the last couple. we talked about the weather, i asked him how the don (bike trail in toronto with NO WINTER MAINTENANCE signs all over it) was, and then i wished him good luck cause i had to walk a hill that he could spin. we ride different bikes, but we had fun together. then we went and did our own things--how hard is that?
#32
or tarckeemoon, depending
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From: the pesto of cities
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I was rollin' slow one day, just takin' it easy, when this decked-out roadie pulls up along side me, puts his hand on my back and starts pushing me while saying, "Need some gears?". I laugh. "Need some gears?", he repeated, thinking I didn't understand. I laugh again. Then he shifts up a gear and proceeds to dance away on his pedals TDF-style in order to impress me, and to re-affirm his observation that I need gears.
I really like commuting ss with a low gear. The schmucks who want to race just blow right by me.
#33
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From: Toronto, Canada
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#34
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These days I enjoy it when a roadie passes me; which may be because it's only happened once down here (by no means bragging, people just ride really slow here, it's more difficult not to pass them)... but it also gives me a little motivation to put in extra effort.
#35
"Beat him in a foot-vs-bike race and I'll be impressed."
I'm usually riding about 15 mph on longer rides. Which seems reasonably fast to me. Except when I stop to think that a guy running a 4-minute mile is also running 15 mph. And there are unicyclists going 15 mph. Then it seems awfully slow.
I'm usually riding about 15 mph on longer rides. Which seems reasonably fast to me. Except when I stop to think that a guy running a 4-minute mile is also running 15 mph. And there are unicyclists going 15 mph. Then it seems awfully slow.
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"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."
"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."
#38
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#40
Banned.
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i don't understand the "rift." i don't care what anyone rides, as long as it's not one of those dumb electric sit/scooter things, and they jump into crosswalks to avoid lights, or your that doofus on a recumbent with anti war posters on it rolling at 8mph in rush hour. beyond that, it's all gravy. bike's are bike's. people are people.
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#44
stay free.
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From: Ellensburg, WA
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Can we cut to the chase and just start bragging about how big our dicks are?
It would save me having to read page after page of discussion about folks in spandex with gears and their social temperments just to find some good penis comparisons.
It would save me having to read page after page of discussion about folks in spandex with gears and their social temperments just to find some good penis comparisons.
#45
dick pictures = banned

and you know someone's going to whip out the 'pics or it didn't happen' line.
#46
I dunno about the other penis owners on this board but mine is always pretty shrivelled up when I take my spandex shorts off. Nothing to brag about.
#47
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#48
I wasn't sure where to post this but this thread seems like the right place. This is my new tat, it isn't fixed-gear-specific but it is a shout-out to all the gnarly dudes like myself and the OP that know in their hearts of hearts that riding a fixed gear bike is the best thing in the world.
If you ride with gears, you might as well be driving an SUV with seal-skin hubcaps. Don't hate!
If you ride with gears, you might as well be driving an SUV with seal-skin hubcaps. Don't hate!
#49
I wasn't sure where to post this but this thread seems like the right place. This is my new tat, it isn't fixed-gear-specific but it is a shout-out to all the gnarly dudes like myself and the OP that know in their hearts of hearts that riding a fixed gear bike is the best thing in the world.
If you ride with gears, you might as well be driving an SUV with seal-skin hubcaps. Don't hate!

If you ride with gears, you might as well be driving an SUV with seal-skin hubcaps. Don't hate!






I'm shooting for a sub 18 hour triple century 