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my future-bike setup

Old 04-16-08, 10:39 PM
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my future-bike setup

frame: custom, unobtainium tubing
headset: steven czar
stem: zooooooom
handlebars: chop n shop ***** bars
grips: shrinky dink
crankset: 120 carbon truvativ external bearing
bottom bracket: none!
pedals: custom carbon mks touring
toe straps: adidas x crayola fat laces
wheels: magnetic drive hoops, color matched to frame
seat: the butcher

so i need help and i'll number it for ease of use

1.) recommend a spermlike helmet
2.) what are some solid low profile u-lock holsters
3.) seatpost recommendations. i'm thinking something with a shock.
4.) do i have to buy a gyro kit for the magnetic drive or can i just suicide it?


i know a lot of this seems like overkill, but if someone can afford it, well why not?

i'd really like a pisto acceptme frame but those seem a little bit difficult to come across these days =/

critique away, but please make it constructive, i'm extremely eager to learn.

i've had a lot of money sucking issues going on lately (*******s after work), but i'll be able to afford all components necessary by ~~~caturday~~~ and i'm just getting prepared in advanced


if i were to eventauuauaually get a acceptme frame, wouldn't most of these parts be interchangable anyway?

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Old 04-16-08, 10:44 PM
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my next bike will be built with nano technology. it's gonna be so sick.
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Old 04-16-08, 10:51 PM
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I'm going to a neural net processor CPU...basically it's a learning computer
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hover bike.
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screw hover...go straight to space bike
i got teh skimatics all worked out
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unobtanium is nice, I prefer depleted Uranium though, or Unununium, or Einsteinium
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Old 04-16-08, 11:27 PM
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platonium
a mix between plutonium and platinum
its AMAZING

and a carcinogen
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or rhodium... I still don't get why it's not in rappaz grillzz.. I mean the ****'s over 9000 dollars an ounce... DEEEAMMMM
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I'm going to have a bike with a volume knob that goes to 11! \m/
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Old 04-16-08, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedClimber View Post
I'm going to have a bike with a volume knob that goes to 11! \m/
it's one louder...
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ill have a volum knob that goes to eleventy billion....
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kanye west already has space bike technology on lock...as it turns out, all you need is a left side drive train, and your bike will go into space. who knew? he also has new 'fireskid' technology in his tires. you can't **** with kanye west.
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Holy ****, this not witty, not funny, and completely un-amusing. Even the first bike build parody wasn't. So what got in your mind to make you want to add another stack of **** to the fail-pile? Is BFSSFG some sort of SA/#chan ban refugee camp? I'm pretty sure it is.
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Old 04-17-08, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by nerdbot5000 View Post
fail-pile
HAHA! Now you're at the top of the fail-pile. Oops now it's me.
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Old 04-17-08, 05:21 AM
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wheels: magnetic drive hoops, color matched to frame
Wheels? I'm disappointed that you're not building a hover-bike.
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