I went for a nice little ride around town today on my new bad ass SS-then stopped at the park for a smoke(yeah yeah). I took up shop on this table underneath those shelters where kids get high and write **** all over. So I'm laying on the table, and I see these underage chicks walking towards me(probably 16 or 17). They come into the shelter, sit down oppositely facing me-thongs in full view. It's pretty obvious they were trying to show off their tight little bodies-and it was working. All the shelters in that great big park, and they decide to go to the one I'm sitting in and then show off their thongs. Then they turned around and started flirting with me. At that point I just wanted to leave because I didn't even want to be seen with them(I AM 25). I saw some friends of the fam walking through the park, and did not want them to see me with these two underage skanks. I knew I needed to exit this situation-and fast. I left feeling very good about myself, yet the thought was still in the back of my mind about how easy it would have been to get some easy action.

I think even Chris Hansen would have dirty thoughts in that situation. What would you guys have done?

Wtf

I like laughing at skanks sometime, so I probably would have laughed at the skanks and left.

Absurd.

pics of said thongs/tight bods or ban

pics or it didnt happen
(i too would have laughed)

I hear the whale watching is Alaska is phenomenal this time of year. Is that your girlfriend out for a swim?

it is a reference to a "whale tail" which is when a girls thong is visible above her waistline.

and if you would scroll further down the forum list, there is a section called "the lounge" where this type of pointless poopcrap can be posted!

cheers!

I'm out of high school and don't know these references anymore. sorry. I thought this forum was cool so I posted it here. Anywhere else and I would have gotten lame responses.

You want an intelligent discussion about this? You wanted it to happen in SSFG?

I'm 10 years out of high school too, Junior Penis.

Nah I was actually hoping for really lame responses. Mission accomplished.

dear livejournal,

I'm creepy and lonely.

love,
thegoodfight


(ps- words like ****, skank and ***** are only used to reinforce the patriarchy, thx.)

You try way to hard. What's it like in that little insecure world of yours?

Third generation feminism (i.e. The Lipstick Feminist) seeks to control and manipulate the male gaze through attraction; thereby acknowledging biology and masculine desires and using it as a means of domination in the male/female interaction. You got played by a little girl. Discuss.

what's it like being sexist?

third wave and lipstick are totally different, sex-positivity and sex and the city are different, wouldn't you say? the radical embrace of ones desires, whatever they may be, and playing into traditional gender and sexual roles that are steeped in privilege are different, no? also i would love to have this conversation.

What's it like being a tool?

Women's Studies isn't my strongest area and it's late, but I'll give it a go.

Wouldn't privilege play a part in both? Radical embracing of one's desires (hedonism) necessitates a separation from the (presumptive) predominate conservative culture; as well as a means to sustain that separation.

Willingly playing into and capitalizing on a traditional role assumes that the cultural setting allows for the privilege without persecution. Compare a plantation owner's wife and a slave woman in the 19th century, American South. Both, largely by necessity would play into their respective roles. One will have a privileged life and the other will not.

It must feel exhilarating reciting your textbook from college even thought you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. God I love making fun of pseudo-intellectuals.

you did the wrong thing

the right thing to do would have been to spit some game on those beezies

they would have lapped that **** up

Since you're the more intelligent party, perhaps you could clarify what I intended to say.

I don't smoke, so I would have kept on riding and never had the encounter. Maybe it's time to quit so you can...
1. Get the most out of your riding.
2. Avoid any future appearances on "To Catch A Predator".

You already laid it out in layman's terms, what's the point of me clarifying your simplified point?

Humbert Humbert, you are an idiot.

And this po-mo bs is annoying too.