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Old 04-16-04 | 01:15 PM
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To short, could never get a frame his size.
"To short..." I wonder what that might mean.

Oh wait, you of course meant: Too short...

Damn I love/hate being an English teacher.
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:16 PM
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Because he's French. We all know how we feel about french people. OOPS! [Ducks]
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by skitbraviking
"To short..." I wonder what that might mean.

Oh wait, you of course meant: Too short...

Damn I love/hate being an English teacher.

Pedantic fixie noob
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:30 PM
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Because he's French. We all know how we feel about french people. OOPS! [Ducks]
IN keeping with the thread, you should have said:

"He wasn't American, English, Japanese or Spanish"
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:35 PM
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huh? Dammit! Is this enough characters ya' stupid forum?
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:41 PM
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I heart skitbraviking! More people should take advantage of the "edit" button!

That's assuming, of course, they know the difference between its and it's and to and too.....
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Old 04-16-04 | 01:53 PM
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Because he's French. We all know how we feel about french people. OOPS! [Ducks]
I'm glad our collective sense of angry humour is back.
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Old 04-16-04 | 02:18 PM
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I can't believe I just sat here and read this entire thread....whew! I'm Exhausted!

I just have one question. What's a "trixie"?
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Old 04-16-04 | 03:23 PM
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Hey dragracer,
where in SW MO are you? I'm in Branson.
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Old 04-16-04 | 03:46 PM
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I just have one question. What's a "trixie"?
Ask 165. He knows. He loves the trixies.
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Old 04-16-04 | 04:01 PM
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Ask 165. He knows. He loves the trixies.

I think he dates one right now.
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So instead of being on his bike he's riding shotgun in an audi? I wonder if he's got a flock of seagulls haircut now too.
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Old 04-16-04 | 04:40 PM
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Ask 165. He knows. He loves the trixies.
tee hee... NO HE DOESN'T! I have received several beatings for saying such lies. Beatings from her.
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Old 04-16-04 | 05:19 PM
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I heart skitbraviking! More people should take advantage of the "edit" button!

That's assuming, of course, they know the difference between its and it's and to and too.....
Damn these braille keyboards
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Ask 165. He knows. He loves the trixies.
Where's my ****ing axe?
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Originally Posted by William Karsten
I think he dates one right now.
um, remind me you said that when you show up at Great Lakes. My 'trixie" would love to introduce your face to your ass.
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Old 04-16-04 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dragracer
I can't believe I just sat here and read this entire thread....whew! I'm Exhausted!

I just have one question. What's a "trixie"?
The original satire site is down (www.lptrixie.com), but we can still visit using the WayBack Machine.

Props to Mr Peabody and his homeboy Sherman !!

https://web.archive.org/web/200306211.../lptrixie.com/
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Old 04-16-04 | 05:36 PM
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this thread makes me sick lol I thought most of you were adults? tut tut not a good show for impressionable teens like myself huh? I was wondering what the **** until I found Mayo's post about how he edited the original post....now I am really confused as I don't know what's being flamed..... looks like it has transgressed to 165's Trixie now.... maybe its a fixed trike? haha laters..

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Old 04-16-04 | 06:50 PM
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Actually it's a propaganda war against short french trixies that drive german cars. 165's girlfriend is rumored to be in league with the french trixies but she may just be a double agent and I think there may be a connection to the socal creampuff coalition in there too. But that connection is as of now unsubstantiated. The intelligence is there though and GW (who is decidedly against the socal creampuff coalition) is currently massing forces at mall entrances across the nation where it is rumored that the socal creampuffs and the short french trixies meet up to go shopping at Victoria's Secret.

Get it?
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um, remind me you said that when you show up at Great Lakes. My 'trixie" would love to introduce your face to your ass.
WK and MKGR:

Didn't I promise such behavior?
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Old 04-16-04 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by skitbraviking
WK and MKGR:

Didn't I promise such behavior?
I hate to tell him but I'm not into Yoga.


At any rate: William's retake follows.

I'm a double standard ass hole. I did not relent on dude who used the term "dink" because I grew up hearing the term as a negative slur to asians. Then again, I grew up hearing "hey whiteboy" (or honkey) which also preceded either a) asswhoopin of me b) asswhoopin of speaker, either way not really positive. In fact, I posted until I was sure that guy didn't mean it that way and I haven't seen much here nor there of him.

This happens, and I don't get the jist of it.. and I end up doing nothing but going round and round. I suck for that.
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Originally Posted by William Karsten
I hate to tell him but I'm not into Yoga.


At any rate: William's retake follows.

I'm a double standard ass hole. I did not relent on dude who used the term "dink" because I grew up hearing the term as a negative slur to asians. Then again, I grew up hearing "hey whiteboy" (or honkey) which also preceded either a) asswhoopin of me b) asswhoopin of speaker, either way not really positive. In fact, I posted until I was sure that guy didn't mean it that way and I haven't seen much here nor there of him.

This happens, and I don't get the jist of it.. and I end up doing nothing but going round and round. I suck for that.
Thanks for the note, honkey.
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I'm the only one gonna call a honkey a honkey here you nordic wanna be honkey.
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I'm the only one gonna call a honkey a honkey here you nordic wanna be honkey.
Shut up Ice Cube wanna be.
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Originally Posted by William Karsten
Shut up Ice Cube wanna be.
HEY!
This is NOT cool at all, and not even funny. How many times will this forum run into an issue that needs to be discussed and then once the tension is past, it goes right back into said problem but from a different angle? History repeats itself.

Learn from that, you narrow-assed, cracker MF'rs, skitbra/WK
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