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Old 01-16-09 | 01:22 PM
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According to the ad on these forums, it is effective against "dogs, drivers, and idiots".

Do you think it would work on hipsters on fixed gears too?

And if someone has their windows rolled up as they are driving, do you think it would be very effective on them?

Sorry, that ad just made me laff irl.

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Old 01-16-09 | 01:37 PM
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is that pepper spray? WTF? marketing now says its ok to assault anyone I think is an idiot? AWESOME!

BTW: whos Kimber?
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:10 PM
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Yeah it's kind of ****ed up IMO. If you can't avoid fist fights with drivers it's probably more effective to adjust your attitude than it is to start carrying pepper spray
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:13 PM
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Something tells me pepper spraying drivers will make them more likely to end up hitting me.

Or, I'll spray into the wind as iIm riding. and get myself.
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:16 PM
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Or, I'll spray into the wind as iIm riding. and get myself.
I pray someone gets this on youtube...
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:25 PM
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Every time I ride my bike I get mauled by dogs, so i think this is a great idea!!

Also, when on my bike, pretty much everyone else is an idiot, all of whom I wish would be "banned".
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:33 PM
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I pray someone gets this on youtube...
Well, it is meant for use on idiots, is it not?
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Old 01-16-09 | 02:49 PM
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Kimber makes 1911 style pistols, and some nice ones too. I know for a fact that my G27 will go thru a car window so it's only slightly better than pepper spray.
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:21 PM
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:30 PM
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At first i was glad someone made a post about this,
now i'm sad.... Are you some of you boobs forgetting about getting mugged? You're telling me you'd rather be unarmed while getting mugged?!

What about the less defensive riders among us? i for one know my girlfriend wont be able to fend of someone trying to take her bike/hurt her. With pepper spray though she might have a chance, i don't know who kimber is though.
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:32 PM
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why not just start throwing grenades? after pepper spray, guns, seems like the next logical step

oh, and if you're getting caught by dogs you're going way way way to god dammed slow
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:33 PM
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:37 PM
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I'm not saying pepper-spray is a bad thing all the time, however marketing it to cyclists to use against idiots, dogs, and drivers (none of whom are necessarily muggers, but all of whom COULD be) is a bit of a stretch.

You can always depend on weapons manufacturers to try and convince you there's danger around every corner. A classic example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVL9DhMp3U
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a dog can mug you?
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Old 01-16-09 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by rotharpunc
is that pepper spray? WTF? marketing now says its ok to assault anyone I think is an idiot? AWESOME!

BTW: whos Kimber?

They are supposed to be one of the best gun manufactures, but my .45 Kimber Custom Carry II sucked, it jammed up before, during, and after putting a little over 700 rounds thru it.
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Old 01-16-09 | 04:56 PM
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That is a very weird advertising technique. I bought one of these for my fiancee last year based on recommendations from friends, but thankfully she hasn't had to try it out yet.
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:16 PM
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At first i was glad someone made a post about this,
now i'm sad.... Are you some of you boobs forgetting about getting mugged? You're telling me you'd rather be unarmed while getting mugged?!
Nah dude, I'd rather be on a bike when someone is trying to mug me. The only way someone is going to catch me is if they shoot me, at which point a whole lot of good pepper spray would have been...
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:19 PM
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Can someone explain to me how this is cycle-specific spray is better for cyclists than regular pepper spray?
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:23 PM
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Can someone explain to me how this is cycle-specific spray is better for cyclists than regular pepper spray?
Made of carbon fiber.
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:24 PM
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Oh.

*throws away my aluminum can of dog spray*

*puts on carbon fiber underwear*
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:24 PM
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Can someone explain to me how this is cycle-specific spray is better for cyclists than regular pepper spray?
this pepper spray is NJS
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Old 01-16-09 | 05:43 PM
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I don't really know why it is marketed here but it sounds like a better pepper spray delivery system. Most suck and backfire on those trying to use them. I always wanted a 1911 but not really my thing anymore.
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Old 01-16-09 | 06:34 PM
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Nah dude, I'd rather be on a bike when someone is trying to mug me. The only way someone is going to catch me is if they shoot me, at which point a whole lot of good pepper spray would have been...
Yeah i suppose you're right...
Untill a dude jumps out from behind a parked car with a baseball bat, hits you in the chest, knocking you off your bike you as you ride past.

Then you might want the pepper spray/anything you can defend yourself with.
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Old 01-16-09 | 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Guvna
I'm not saying pepper-spray is a bad thing all the time, however marketing it to cyclists to use against idiots, dogs, and drivers (none of whom are necessarily muggers, but all of whom COULD be) is a bit of a stretch.

You can always depend on weapons manufacturers to try and convince you there's danger around every corner. A classic example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVL9DhMp3U
That's great for threatening someone with a shotgun, but the kick would knock you right over from that sitting position.
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