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those arent 'roadie.'

Yeah, no.

however, what do i know? with my bell and helmet lights, im more fredelicious.

but your bikes are so not fred

i guess now is a good time to mention the panniers and side view mirrors i put on the merlin.

Hell yeah.

do'h

they go awesome with the dayglo jersey.

safety third

Hey, I'm just trying to keep America beautiful. One non-lycra clad male backside at a time. (Girls, you keep wearing tight stuff - on you it looks good.)

*sigh*

You do realize that comes off as kind of creepy, right? Especially since this is the internet?

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