(sorry if this has been posted before, i really got a kick out of it and just saw it.)

anyone interested in custom geometry frames, i'll be taking orders starting immediately??

That thing has to weigh like 100lbs.

In marketing speak we call that "A stable descender"

Is that a sneak peek of the 2012 Schwinn Madison?

If you look closely, those are true "clincher" tires. Modern "clinchers" are actually wired-ons. Note that there is no side braking surface, and brakes of yore pulled up on the bottom surface of the rim. I hope that thing has a coaster brake; it must be a bear to stop by back pedalling / skidding / ted shred.

matching seatpost deployed boat anchors can be added for an additional charge.

From just looking at the picture, I need a tetanus shot...

Don't you usually bury that stuff in cement?

I want that saddle.

Could you make me a pursuit frame thats steeper than Nishiki Linear by 4 times?

That + this = never give a **** about running into anything.

Because he'll run ahead of me and smash everything out of the way?

rebar bike is dope.

I really wish there was a peppermint candy/candy cane (red white) scheme going, that would look cool

i bet it rides like absolute ass...

but i'd love to get a disc brake ss mtb just for the look of the thing. damn.

rebarspinz 4 dayz