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Drummerboy1975 02-11-12 12:24 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-azdc8P4YcP...1207310476.jpg

muckymucky 02-11-12 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13838896)

I'd L to F that B.

Nagrom_ 02-11-12 12:28 PM

tasteful amount of underwear i think.

love the giner...

GMJ 02-11-12 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Aquakitty (Post 13837497)
http://i.imgur.com/er6bS.jpg

(Just kidding!) :innocent: This guy is awesome.

Alright. I hope no one takes this the wrong way.

Its ****ing amazing that this guy is able to compete and race with his disability. That took some ****ing balls. All that being said, I would never want to race him. I'm sure he's fast, and the idea of getting beat by a double amputee is enough for me to never want to try track racing.

It was the same in wrestling when there was a chick on the other team. Its like "sweet I'm wrestling a girl, but if she beats me, I'm a ****ing *****."

redpear 02-11-12 03:57 PM

the difference is, being a girl isn't a disability

iStone 02-11-12 04:32 PM

He has some advantages too. Lighter in weight and since he has fewer limbs, oxygen and blood and circulate faster through his body.

Nagrom_ 02-11-12 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by redpear (Post 13839806)
the difference is, being a girl isn't a disability

Well played.

PluperfectArson 02-11-12 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by redpear (Post 13839806)
the difference is, being a girl isn't a disability

It is a mental disability.

Scrodzilla 02-11-12 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13839194)

Is that cc700?

Sherblock 02-11-12 05:46 PM

He doesn't have no beard. Also only one brake lever.

muckymucky 02-11-12 06:37 PM

and no spokes

Scrodzilla 02-11-12 06:54 PM

There's a lot that tattoo is lacking.

ddeadserious 02-11-12 06:55 PM

Like beards.

muckymucky 02-11-12 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13840332)
There's a lot that tattoo is lacking.

or art direction.

Chad1376 02-11-12 08:01 PM

I'm imagining, somewhere out there, there's a mid-40's dude with a tattoo of himself riding a slingshot mountain bike, wearing an Etto helmet, with Spuds Mackenzie in the background...The other calf has a "Warrant" logo with superimposed over a cherry.

muckymucky 02-11-12 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by Chad1376 (Post 13840564)
I'm imagining, somewhere out there, there's a mid-40's dude with a tattoo of himself riding a slingshot mountain bike, wearing an Etto helmet, with Spuds Mackenzie in the background...The other calf has a "Warrant" logo with superimposed over a cherry.

is this the right forum?

Chad1376 02-11-12 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by muckymucky (Post 13840579)
is this the right forum?

Yes - I'm inferring the idea of a person getting a tattoo about his current passions and trends which becomes outdated and stale, thus becoming an embarrassing blemish. Google the sh*t I'm talking about.

muckymucky 02-11-12 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by Chad1376 (Post 13840591)
Yes - I'm inferring the idea of a person getting a tattoo about his current passions and trends which becomes outdated and stale, thus becoming an embarrassing blemish. Google the sh*t I'm talking about.

am i #doingitright?

Chad1376 02-11-12 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by muckymucky (Post 13840627)

Dude, you're baddass, I'm laughing my booty off. LMBO.

Drummerboy1975 02-11-12 08:21 PM

The rider also appears to have a single tittie nipple as well.

Drummerboy1975 02-11-12 08:41 PM

Fail.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ia2NpjXl_C...2Block%2B1.jpg

Sherblock 02-11-12 08:43 PM

Why?

c0urt 02-11-12 08:47 PM

unclip the wheel you have a masi,

muckymucky 02-11-12 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by c0urt (Post 13840735)
unclip the wheel you have a masi,

masi fork* it says REI frame.

Sherblock 02-11-12 08:51 PM

novara you guise


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