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deleterious 12-12-11 08:49 PM

Ran across two jackass lock jobs less than an hour apart today:

http://i.imgur.com/B4uUDl.jpg

Yep, that's a unicycle locked only by its quick-release (crabon?) seatpost.

http://i.imgur.com/c5keGl.jpg

This bike is outside the campus bike shop every day, I really hope it's not an employee.

jimmytango 12-12-11 09:31 PM

Not a bike, but an ugly-ass $875 bars/stem combo.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/003...nde.jpg?101333

Ugly **** from everyone's favorite SF bike boutique

Edit: Yes, I feel that this part, and any bike that has them, belongs in this thread.

homebrewk 12-12-11 09:34 PM

$875 is jackass but if they were $800 cheaper I'd ride them all day long.

EpicSchwinn 12-12-11 09:37 PM

http://www.betseysbrew.com/images/mi...ike-purple.jpg

$1,339.95

:twitchy: eBay

homebrewk 12-12-11 09:40 PM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn1w7F9A41qbtmok.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn1w7F9A41qbtmok.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn1w7F9A41qbtmok.gif

seau grateau 12-12-11 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jimmytango (Post 13594231)
Not a bike, but an ugly-ass $875 bars/stem combo.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/003...nde.jpg?101333

Ugly **** from everyone's favorite SF bike boutique

Edit: Yes, I feel that this part, and any bike that has them, belongs in this thread.

They have Dura Ace cogs for $45. I don't know what else to say about that.

EpicSchwinn 12-12-11 09:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif
http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif
http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif

homebrewk 12-12-11 09:52 PM

http://reason.com/assets/mc/kmw/2010...8834-800wi.gif

I will admit; that was quite smooth.

c0urt 12-13-11 12:00 AM

ultimate fender

http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-...ter-fender.jpg

jimmytango 12-13-11 12:22 AM

Ok, dude, other than saddle angle, flat tire, and rust that's badass. I want a lobster fender...

Drummerboy1975 12-13-11 09:12 AM

http://www.bikerumor.com/wp-content/...cle-polo-3.jpg

http://www.bikerumor.com/2011/12/12/...avec-victorie/

Scrodzilla 12-13-11 09:17 AM

Wasn't that thing just posted somewhere else?

Drummerboy1975 12-13-11 10:27 AM

An Orbea mechanic friend of mine posted it on Facebook.

Scrodzilla 12-13-11 10:38 AM

I meant here on BF.

hairnet 12-13-11 10:43 AM

on the previous page


Originally Posted by Sherblock (Post 13589696)


Drummerboy1975 12-13-11 11:18 AM

My bad.

kageones 12-13-11 06:48 PM

Saw this on 52nd st today
[IMG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/l...r/c83a798c.jpg[/IMG]

GMJ 12-13-11 07:01 PM

That double would've been a lot cooler if it was a lot taller.

homebrewk 12-13-11 07:17 PM

sick 0 rake frok.

BigglyPuff 12-13-11 07:33 PM

^At least they got the saddle right. I saw something like this riding through downtown today. Didn''t seem practical at all.

homebrewk 12-13-11 07:36 PM

needs a rear 'spok and a front disc. (yes, you read that correctly)

homebrewk 12-13-11 09:11 PM

From an Article titled "The Fixie Debate"


Some riders even do away with brakes entirely, instead relying on a trick called skid-stopping, in which the rider uses his own (fallible) physical strength to stop the pedals and the wheel. If you think this sounds stupid, that’s because it is.

Riding a fixed gear puts pressures on the body that are unnatural. The constant motion can wear out knees and allow acids to build up in leg muscles. If you think you’re going to ride fixed your whole life, I’ve got news for you: your knees are going to wear out after a few years of riding.

But even if personal health isn’t a factor, there are a myriad of others reasons why you shouldn’t choose a fixed gear. Fixed gear bicycles have inherent mechanical properties that make them unsuitable and unsafe for riding in a city. The fact that it is more inconvenient and challenging to stop means that sometimes fixed riders just don’t; it encourages the rider to ignore traffic signals such as street lights and stop signs. I can’t count the times I’ve seen a fixed gear blow through a busy intersection on a red light or run a stop sign right in front of a line of cars.

Additionally, there is an issue of stopping control. Whether on a busy campus or in rush-hour traffic, the ability to stop your movement at a split-second’s notice is pivotal. Relying on fancy tricks to stop when you have less than a second to both perceive and respond to danger is ridiculous. Even for fixed gears with brakes, the sudden application of a brake to a fixed riding system is jarring and has the potential to hurl the rider straight over the handlebars. Imagine if cars weren’t able to stop on a dime; bikers love to ***** about ******* drivers, but it’s possible to be a jerk on a bike too. If bikers want to be able to use roadways, they need to have brakes and they need to be able to stop. Period. If you want to make choices that have negative consequences for you, like not wearing a helmet, fine. But being unable to stop endangers everyone on the road.
So dumb.

hairnet 12-13-11 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by kageones (Post 13598211)
Saw this on 52nd st today
[IMG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/l...r/c83a798c.jpg[/IMG]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._6347523_n.jpg

Drummerboy1975 12-13-11 10:43 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R82PFM7kE6...-10095248.jpeg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gUIKHfYM2M...-10095236.jpeg

hairnet 12-13-11 10:52 PM

old


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