My polo bike (a kona) is Bently, he's a boy, like a little rambunctious five year old with a plastic sword attacking everything in sight.
The bike I'm getting tomorrow (old road frame of my Mom's with semi-horizontal drops) will be female though, cause she's so slender and pretty. She'll be a ss until I have the $, and then fixed, so she'll have to be some sort of a burly badass girl...

no.

i think you're all overlooking the obvious answer.

my bike shall be known as kevin bacon.

No way, dude. Moocher! Moocher!

MMMMMM.... Bacon... ...-shepard's pie