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cc700 11-06-11 05:08 PM

obviously wheel stickers.

homebrewk 11-06-11 05:17 PM

...probably, although that's one of the better looking road bikes I've seen in a while. Srsly.

measley0101 11-06-11 08:59 PM

what saddle is that cc700?

trevor_ash 11-06-11 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by measley0101 (Post 13461403)
what saddle is that cc700?

Selle Italia SLR. They're light but hurt :P

EpicSchwinn 11-06-11 09:41 PM

If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. If you're curious what she thinks about your bike, read the thread and you will notices many obvious patterns. For example, your stem is too short, saddle/tape should always match, two cages or nothing, go clipless, single straps if not, no crosslevers, compact drops, end levers on bullhorns, no triple cranks, and the list goes on. It's really not that complex.

Deademeat 11-06-11 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461555)
If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. If you're curious what she thinks about your bike, read the thread and you will notices many obvious patterns. For example, your stem is too short, saddle/tape should always match, two cages or nothing, go clipless, single straps if not, no crosslevers, compact drops, end levers on bullhorns, no triple cranks, and the list goes on. It's really not that complex.


OK. I can do my own...

Sloping top tube comment.
High flange hubs.
Valve caps.
Weird computer placement.
Possibly something about crappy silver plastic bottle holders.

Just because I can make my own hamburger doesn't mean I don't crave a McDonald's once in a while. Critiquing my own bike just isn't the same/10.

Dave

jimmytango 11-06-11 10:28 PM

What is the deal with the valve caps?

Sixty Fiver 11-06-11 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461555)
If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. If you're curious what she thinks about your bike, read the thread and you will notices many obvious patterns. For example, your stem is too short, saddle/tape should always match, two cages or nothing, go clipless, single straps if not, no crosslevers, compact drops, end levers on bullhorns, no triple cranks, and the list goes on. It's really not that complex.

Mebbe I should sub in for Adriano...

Wait a minute... Adriano is a girl ?

Gyeswho 11-07-11 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 13461800)
Mebbe I should sub in for Adriano...

Wait a minute... Adriano is a girl ?

http://mlkshk.com/r/4ZSV

EpicSchwinn 11-07-11 01:04 AM

I think every bfssfg member has been had that realization with the same response :lol:
ib4
http://i.imgur.com/CunNa.jpg

CJWIZVRDGVNG 11-07-11 01:42 AM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461555)
If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. If you're curious what she thinks about your bike, read the thread and you will notices many obvious patterns. For example, your stem is too short, saddle/tape should always match, two cages or nothing, go clipless, single straps if not, no crosslevers, compact drops, end levers on bullhorns, no triple cranks, and the list goes on. It's really not that complex.

It's essentially what half the stock setups look like for what bikes direct carries for fgss

thus, adriano works for bikes direct

seau grateau 11-07-11 01:47 AM


Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 13461800)
Mebbe I should sub in for Adriano...

Wait a minute... Adriano is a girl ?

Not proven.

redpear 11-07-11 01:53 AM

adriano has no sex

EpicSchwinn 11-07-11 01:55 AM

:lol:

cc700 11-07-11 01:56 AM

all we know for sure is:

adriano is a hand model

EpicSchwinn 11-07-11 02:02 AM

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/bb...e18b2c8d82.png


http://velospace.org/files/20100630-CRW_8535-Edit.jpgitt: creeping.

Jandro 11-07-11 02:50 AM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461958)

BAHAHA. Cross between "Come at me bro!" and "Sup sqrl".

RobertFrapples 11-07-11 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461555)
If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. . .

I do not care what is not liked about my bike. I am just curious what I get out of ten.

yummygooey 11-07-11 07:31 AM

I'm pretty sure adriano is a guy.

tastewar 11-07-11 07:35 AM


Originally Posted by cc700 (Post 13460512)

That's a nice looking ride.

tastewar 11-07-11 07:36 AM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13461555)
If you guys haven't noticed, Adriano hasn't responded to this thread in about 20 days. If you're curious what she thinks about your bike, read the thread and you will notices many obvious patterns. For example, your stem is too short, saddle/tape should always match, two cages or nothing, go clipless, single straps if not, no crosslevers, compact drops, end levers on bullhorns, no triple cranks, and the list goes on. It's really not that complex.

It was fun while it lasted.

cc700 11-07-11 09:05 AM

thanks; tru indeed

JohnDThompson 11-07-11 08:30 PM

Wait... we're doing road bikes now?

http://www.os2.dhs.org/~john/isaac-2009.jpg

calv 11-07-11 08:51 PM

Dude, adriano is a girl. Isn't that white nail polish in that picture?

65er, I think that would be pretty awesome.

carleton 11-07-11 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by EpicSchwinn (Post 13462028)

Adriano:

http://www.empireonline.com/images/f...-zoolander.jpg


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