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Tom Stormcrowe · 2013-01-27 19:02:43

Ugh. Only in SF would you find a CL ad like this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/Saturnine10/Fail.jpg

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03-12-15 | 09:58 PM

#2526

Unkle Rico

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Ugh. Only in SF would you find a CL ad like this.

03-12-15 | 10:31 PM

#2527

hairnet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynikal

03-12-15 | 11:20 PM

#2528

GhostSS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Unkle Rico

Ugh. Only in SF would you find a CL ad like this.

....? Looks like a woman standing next to her bike with a breeze blowing. Not sure what JA about it.

03-12-15 | 11:26 PM

#2529

Night_shift

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Look harder.

03-12-15 | 11:26 PM

#2530

TenSpeedV2

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^ was thinking the same thing. That is a skirt/bike skirt and the wind caught it.

1. Size of the shoes, they look small.
2. The booty, look at it, looks female.
3. The pose, looks more feminine than masculine

03-13-15 | 12:34 AM

#2531

murrellington

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Don't know too many guys who wear skirts as well.

03-13-15 | 05:22 AM

#2532

Mumonkan

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From: The Bad Woods.

someone stop these people.

03-13-15 | 07:21 AM

#2533

Ictoanta

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Originally Posted by murrellington

Don't know too many guys who wear skirts as well.

But they could.... wearing your kilt while cycling in Kilt advice Forum

03-13-15 | 07:46 AM

#2534

Skankingbiker

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Originally Posted by T13

"Two Tone was the WORST incarnation of "ska".

Blasphemy I say!

03-13-15 | 11:29 AM

#2535

murrellington

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Originally Posted by Ictoanta

But they could.... wearing your kilt while cycling in Kilt advice Forum

A kilt is not a skirt! Lol.

But I'm more astounded that there is a kilt forum. There are forums for everything!

03-13-15 | 01:08 PM

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A kilt is a skirt, I don't care that you are 1/64th scottish.

03-16-15 | 05:26 AM

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Mumonkan

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From: The Bad Woods.

Quote:

using laser-cutting technology to meet the needs and desires of the rider.

when will this "i have an engineering degree so i designed a super unique bicycle with expensive machinery that doesnt fill any niche in the market except look weird" fad end?

03-16-15 | 06:58 AM

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North Coast Joe

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From: high above the pounding surf of Lake Erie

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Not sure why you'd need to plug the bar ends with all that fingertip catching possibility.

03-16-15 | 07:45 AM

#2539

hairnet

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21st century drillium.

03-16-15 | 08:48 AM

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"I made this super giant and heavy fork, now how can I make the bike lighter?"

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03-16-15 | 09:32 AM

#2541

radeln

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"Well, yeah, it's a nice bike and all, but can you somehow integrate a cheese grater with it?"

03-16-15 | 09:43 AM

#2542

Mumonkan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by radeln

"Well, yeah, it's a nice bike and all, but can you somehow integrate a cheese grater with it?"

i dub thee "the parmesan express"

03-16-15 | 09:55 AM

#2543

Huffandstuff

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The maker of that bike didn't realize the fork is supposed to go inside the headtube until it was too late.

03-16-15 | 11:15 AM

#2544

Unkle Rico

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The rear dropouts look weird too.

03-16-15 | 11:16 AM

#2545

prooftheory

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What is keeping the seat attached?

03-16-15 | 11:18 AM

#2546

Unkle Rico

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Cheese grater clamp?

03-16-15 | 12:09 PM

#2547

hairnet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeshulEd

"I made this super giant and heavy fork, now how can I make the bike lighter?"

I want my bike to look more like a motorcycle without the added weight of suspension. What is a medium range cost? Is it even possibru??

03-16-15 | 12:46 PM

#2548

Mumonkan

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From: The Bad Woods.

fun facts:

26lbs
you can buy one for only $954 usd (if you live in europe)
lead time is 3 months
limited to 50 "bikes"

Quote:

Does the cut-out pattern affect strength?
Yes, that's why we make our tubes bigger (40 mm) and thicker (2 mm) than other bicycles. It does not affect the weight too much because we cut away half of the material.

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