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cDiff Notorious 03-20-15 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by TenSpeedV2 (Post 17646948)
I tried that app before Strava. 1. It wrecked my battery. 2. GPS had a hell of a hard time locking on to it. I didn't want to get on Strava and become one of those guys, and so far, I haven't.

I never had these problems with the app, but then again, I never look at my phone until after my ride. I just power down the screen.

john4789 03-20-15 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by hockeyteeth (Post 17646493)
I couldn't believe it when I heard about "Digital EPO" for this Strava nonsense. Who actually gets this anal about Strava?: How to tell if someone used Digital Epo to cheat on Strava | ScarletFire Cycling

The fact that people are trolling others who would care so much about something so dumb makes my happy.

TenSpeedV2 03-20-15 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious (Post 17647038)
I never had these problems with the app, but then again, I never look at my phone until after my ride. I just power down the screen.

I do the same thing. By GPS lock, I mean that it would never register the lock on. I would start the app, go ride, look at the phone after, and it would register that I went 0.0 miles. The whole time I am riding, the GPS was searching and searching for me and never connected. Deleted that and installed Strava and it works perfectly fine and the battery takes a minimal hit.

IAmSam 03-21-15 05:52 AM

Direct quote from builder when he started getting grief for it - "My builds may piss off whiny Internet turds"

http://i57.tinypic.com/n4y6qa.jpg

Nagrom_ 03-21-15 09:52 AM

Oh, I'm pissed alright.

Night_shift 03-21-15 12:10 PM

"My builds are at the intersection of piss & turds."

hairnet 03-21-15 04:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/S9zZAfC.jpg

neamatoad 03-21-15 04:30 PM

real downhill rigs don't need a drivetrain

Mumonkan 03-21-15 05:20 PM

it looks like a transformer with a birth defect.

murrellington 03-22-15 01:39 AM

You guys are posting some serious horse ****.

Leukybear 03-22-15 01:43 AM

^that'd be a compliment around these parts :)

hairnet 03-22-15 02:08 AM


Originally Posted by murrellington (Post 17650823)
You guys are posting some serious horse ****.

http://www.recaption.com/uploads/31095510a1145f164e.jpg

Mumonkan 03-22-15 02:29 AM

shut up that cats not even real.

**** was i just hypnotized?

seau grateau 03-22-15 04:21 AM


hockeyteeth 03-22-15 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17649952)

What is going on with that linkage?! It's worse than GT's iDrive.

Mumonkan 03-22-15 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by seau grateau (Post 17650891)
hypnotoad.

hypnotoad is so soothing, sometimes i put the 10 hour loop of it on to fall asleep to

Night_shift 03-22-15 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by IAmSam (Post 17648776)
Direct quote from builder when he started getting grief for it - "My builds may piss off whiny Internet turds"

http://i57.tinypic.com/n4y6qa.jpg

Found it's cousin:

http://images.craigslist.org/00Z0Z_2...9n_600x450.jpg

TejanoTrackie 03-22-15 04:52 PM

Anything with those Spinergy wheels is automatically jackass IMO.

Bat56 03-22-15 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by IAmSam (Post 17648776)
Direct quote from builder when he started getting grief for it - "My builds may piss off whiny Internet turds"

http://i57.tinypic.com/n4y6qa.jpg

It floats.

neamatoad 03-22-15 06:46 PM

it's super lightweight. that stand is actually holding the bike down rather than keeping it from falling over

Bat56 03-23-15 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by neamatoad (Post 17652751)
it's super lightweight. that stand is actually holding the bike down rather than keeping it from falling over

I am referring to the pool noodle strapped to the top tube.

neamatoad 03-23-15 01:08 PM

yeah that too :lol:

UteOpia 03-23-15 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by Night_shift (Post 17652311)

Well, the build certainly fits the category since the builder tried to make a ss/fixed out of vertical dropouts. at least get a halflink chain...

seau grateau 03-23-15 04:06 PM

Yes, the dropouts are the main thing wrong with that bike.

Unkle Rico 03-23-15 04:18 PM

Along with color combo in that room.


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