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skielbasa 05-23-13 09:54 AM

On my way to work this morning this:
http://i.imgur.com/1TCn6uB.jpg

seau grateau 05-23-13 12:02 PM

Win.

SpeshulEd 05-23-13 01:58 PM

That commute looks like hell. I'm happy on my driving days that no matter how bad the traffic is, I'm not stuck in bumper to bumper non moving traffic.

skielbasa 05-23-13 02:15 PM

Yeah, it is; that's from a 10 minute (2 mile) stretch towards the end where they're widening the road and building new overpasses. Unfortunately every day is a driving day since my comute is about 35 miles each way and I still don't have the stamina to do that distance.

sheepdog84 05-23-13 02:48 PM

http://road.cc/content/news/57209-es...cling-er-masks

Nagrom_ 05-23-13 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by sheepdog84 (Post 15659234)

How on earth is this jackass?

http://road.cc/sites/default/files/i...Masks%2012.jpg

sheepdog84 05-23-13 02:56 PM

prerequisite: must be into spike studded leather, chains, and whips.

Scrodzilla 05-23-13 03:12 PM

“We do masks for every performer, or whatever else you need it for,” says Smirk. “We also do custom masks. You can use all our masks to ride your fixie if you like, although that was just an idea we had to give the people the chance to look as cool as their bikes.”

“Everyone who wants to hide himself. Everyone who needs to be another character. Everyone who wants to attract attention. Everyone who wants to be a hero. Everyone who wants to be a monster.”

lulzzzz

seau grateau 05-23-13 03:13 PM

What in the actual ****.

Mumonkan 05-23-13 03:37 PM

say no to drugs kids.

why are these dudes wearing moto leathers?

http://road.cc/sites/default/files/i...Masks%2016.jpg

"wear this helmet and your head will burn with green flames."

Scrodzilla 05-23-13 04:27 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cervelo-p3-ca...gvw~~60_57.JPG

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cervelo-p3-ca...Log~~60_57.JPG

gregjones 05-23-13 06:00 PM

That reminds me of Jimmy Dillon running out of the locker room when we soaked his deodorant in turpentine.:p

seau grateau 05-23-13 06:21 PM

Dude couldn't even take a drive side photo?

rex615 05-23-13 07:08 PM

Are those like mustache bars turned backwards?i

SS_Giant 05-23-13 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by Nagrom_ (Post 15659241)

this IS​ the ultimate street racer

edit: what is that cord coming out of his bottle?! Nos?

Dannihilator 05-23-13 07:28 PM

http://gp1.pinkbike.org/p4pb9617152/p4pb9617152.jpg
http://gp1.pinkbike.org/p4pb9617149/p4pb9617149.jpg

Enough headset spacers?....

Mumonkan 05-23-13 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by SS_Giant (Post 15660192)
this IS​ the ultimate street racer

edit: what is that cord coming out of his bottle?! Nos?


Speed enema.

Leukybear 05-23-13 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15660255)

Needs this:

http://www.wigglestatic.com/images/bbb-bhp-22-med.jpg

and MOAR SPACERS!

GMJ 05-23-13 08:53 PM

The guy has one more notch to go on his adjustable stem.

Needs to stop being a lame and get more upright.

johnnytheboy 05-23-13 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by GMJ (Post 15660626)
The guy has one more notch to go on his adjustable stem.

Needs to stop being a lame and get more upright.

lolz
also, <3 that one carbon spacer below the stem.

Leukybear 05-23-13 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by GMJ (Post 15660626)
The guy has one more notch to go on his adjustable stem.

Needs to stop being a lame and get more upright.

It's a step through womens bike though...

Kayce 05-23-13 10:04 PM

I can't be the first one that jumped right to the King headset.

joejeweler 05-23-13 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15660255)

Nope,....just not enough headtube length :D

That's what i like about my XLarge Dean Colonal Titanium hardtail frame converted to a rigid fixie. The headtube is 6-3/4" long, and when i added in the 5mm rise Chris King baseplate (crown race) and headset cups, i'm able to get the bar up where i want it with just 2" of spacers.

The frame as a MTB would be too large for my 5'10" height, but as a road bike the standover is perfect and super comfy to ride.

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...nt005small.jpg

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...nt004small.jpg

Scrodzilla 05-23-13 10:33 PM

Of course you would say that.

Mumonkan 05-23-13 10:40 PM

only 2 inches!


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