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fixieluvr 03-24-15 07:31 AM

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I suppose I deserved this gift for having "fixie" in my handle.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ps4tis3og0.jpg
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TenSpeedV2 03-24-15 11:35 AM

Slammed saddle and an Aerospoke. That's tight.

bro 03-26-15 12:39 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WXAAAO.../s-l1600/r.jpg

Flatulentfox 03-26-15 12:56 PM

wtf is going on with that zip tie contraption???

AristoNYC 03-26-15 01:39 PM

Its his coin purse.

Cyril 03-26-15 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by AristoNYC (Post 17664550)
Its his coin purse.

Prison pocket?

AristoNYC 03-26-15 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by Cyril (Post 17664815)
Prison pocket?

was thinking more:

Night_shift 03-27-15 01:54 AM


Originally Posted by bro (Post 17664383)

The bike was mounted backwards on those handlebars.

JeremyLC 03-27-15 12:34 PM

That's the weirdest set of bullhorns I've ever seen.

SquidPuppet 03-27-15 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by JeremyLC (Post 17667331)
That's the weirdest set of bullhorns I've ever seen.

Super-ultra-mega-persuits.

radeln 03-27-15 01:11 PM

This is what happens when you don't torque those handlebar clamp bolts to spec.

seau grateau 03-27-15 01:42 PM

They come out of the stem and turn completely backwards before going back in?

Unkle Rico 03-27-15 01:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...it-bigdog.jpeg

Fire extinguisher?

IAmSam 03-27-15 02:07 PM

^^^I'm thinking that may be genius, not jackass

Anyway, came here meaning to post this in the "Seen on the street" thread - I do actually run into this guy too often since we frequent some of the same areas, so...look back a bit in this thread and see if you recognize some of his other work and tell me if I picked the right place for this beauty?

http://i58.tinypic.com/ve9pft.jpg

AristoNYC 03-27-15 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by IAmSam (Post 17667637)
^^^I'm thinking that may be genius, not jackass

Anyway, came here meaning to post this in the "Seen on the street" thread - I do actually run into this guy too often since we frequent some of the same areas, so...look back a bit in this thread and see if you recognize some of his other work and tell me if I picked the right place for this beauty?

Thats not a little girls bike?

Unkle Rico 03-27-15 03:06 PM

Is the drivetrain on the left side? Hmm

Mumonkan 03-27-15 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by Unkle Rico (Post 17667602)

person creates a marvel of human engineering and uses ****ty $15 walmart patio chairs on top of it.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conten..._anchorman.gif

hairnet 03-27-15 03:54 PM

Don't they want to enjoy the damn thing?

There should be a keg carried on the underside.

Mumonkan 03-27-15 04:10 PM

keg(s). you could fit like 6 under that monstrosity



http://electricbikereport.com/wp-con...10r010t010.jpg
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hairnet 03-27-15 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17667913)

from the maker

I should add that the bike was hit so hard the top tube bent nearly in half; my head suffered the same misfortune

I dont think that bike is so bad but they missed out on the fat bike trend.

Mumonkan 03-27-15 05:29 PM

it needs to figure out what it wants to be, downhill mtb, bmx bike, , moulton ripoff, electric honda ruckus, or a dirtbike

neamatoad 03-27-15 08:11 PM

why be good at one thing when you can be mediocre at everything

Mumonkan 03-27-15 08:14 PM

jackass of all trades, master of none.

Night_shift 03-28-15 01:22 AM

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You want Jackass you sonsofbishes? You got it!

RARE 1984 Huffy Team USA racing bicycle. & extras!!

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=441577

Text in the ad; I will highlight the parts I enjoyed...

"Hey, I have an old made in the USA and all original 1984ish HUFFY team USA Olympia (TT) or racing 10 speed bicycle, it's pretty rare, it has some cool design handle bars, 24 inch front tire and 26 inch rear, frame has an aero design & comes with 80s shimano components as well, it will fit someone between 5 1/2 ft and 6 feet tall, the rear disc is cracked so I took it off & still have it, and it's paint is rough but with some tlc this could be a cool fixie or race bike or ? It has just been pro. tuned up!! Please know that this is a retail store copy bike and not a true team bicycle! I will also through in these extra parts, shim amp spd pedals they are scratched on the ends from a tip over but i never used the clip in feature, also a pair of soma pedal toe clips that were never used with yellow rubber straps that are a bit dirty from sitting on the shelf for I'd say about 4 years and last is a used sugino crank set with 3 rings and a bottom bracket! Any questions email me or call me! No shipping, No paypal, No trades, cash only!! 1175.00... Obo"

T13 03-29-15 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by Night_shift (Post 17668849)
You want Jackass you sonsofbishes? You got it!

RARE 1984 Huffy Team USA racing bicycle. & extras!!

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=441577

Text in the ad; I will highlight the parts I enjoyed...

"Hey, I have an old made in the USA and all original 1984ish HUFFY team USA Olympia (TT) or racing 10 speed bicycle, it's pretty rare, it has some cool design handle bars, 24 inch front tire and 26 inch rear, frame has an aero design & comes with 80s shimano components as well, it will fit someone between 5 1/2 ft and 6 feet tall, the rear disc is cracked so I took it off & still have it, and it's paint is rough but with some tlc this could be a cool fixie or race bike or ? It has just been pro. tuned up!! Please know that this is a retail store copy bike and not a true team bicycle! I will also through in these extra parts, shim amp spd pedals they are scratched on the ends from a tip over but i never used the clip in feature, also a pair of soma pedal toe clips that were never used with yellow rubber straps that are a bit dirty from sitting on the shelf for I'd say about 4 years and last is a used sugino crank set with 3 rings and a bottom bracket! Any questions email me or call me! No shipping, No paypal, No trades, cash only!! 1175.00... Obo"


What in the **** is going on? Treelawn special.....


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