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Mumonkan 01-25-15 03:27 AM

some other hobo mightve stolen it to try and barter for booze

seau grateau 01-25-15 04:46 AM

The rusty horn really ties it all together.

BilbroSwaggins 01-26-15 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 17497853)
Back up bars!


this is on par with competitive spin class video that was linked earlier.

Relyks 01-26-15 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 17497853)
Back up bars!


Pretty sure these would change my life.

Night_shift 02-08-15 01:30 AM

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So bad it goes in the JA thread.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=433079

Fixie Bike

Muffin Man 02-10-15 01:17 AM

Visp makes an awesome road bike.

The reviews are pretty cool too.

hairnet 02-10-15 01:23 AM


Originally Posted by Muffin Man (Post 17542407)
Visp makes an awesome road bike.

The reviews are pretty cool too.

Oh jesus christ it's horrific

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1100_.jpg

Muffin Man 02-10-15 01:24 AM

I think I've found my replacement for my CAAD

neamatoad 02-10-15 01:33 AM

...it's $890

eight hundred ninety dollars

e: oh boy, they make more than one! this one has sick trispoke wheels

Amazon.com : VP A02 Green Black 3 Spokes 51 cm 54 cm 700C 14 Gears Men Road Bike Speed Road Bicycle Mechanical Disc Brakes : Sports & Outdoors

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1100_.jpg

Night_shift 02-10-15 02:19 AM

This forum doesn't allow for any meaningful responses due to it's communist upload gif/jpeg restrictions.

Leukybear 02-10-15 02:24 AM

Holy ****. I am speechless.

Ooh Specialized crankset tho

I also like how every road bike of the seller has the levers mounted like that

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1100_.jpg

Night_shift 02-10-15 02:29 AM

Hey at least you can really grip those hoods on the uphills... oh wait.

Paulfs67 02-10-15 03:48 AM

Really love the kick stand on those Visp's :lol:

hairnet 02-10-15 08:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/2LwJKCs.jpg

50voltphantom 02-10-15 08:13 AM

"Yes, ok, but they need to have disc brakes."
"But sir, the frame..."
"DISC!"

hairnet 02-10-15 08:36 AM

Not sure if J/A but I don't get to see one of these very often. I wanted to ride it so badly!
http://i.imgur.com/TyZwqjT.jpg

prooftheory 02-10-15 08:54 AM

It's pretty tasteful on the scale of FTPs.

TenSpeedV2 02-10-15 10:22 AM

Would be better without the stickers on the wheels. I don't understand that???

SquidPuppet 02-10-15 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17542412)

It's an awesome bike. Read this review. :lol:


When this bike first arrived, I got a few of my friends from the gym to help me carry the box from my front porch to the living room, where we unpacked it. 11 days later, after a few quick trips to the local bike shop for a some extra screws, new calipers and cables and a new bottom bracket, my baby was born.

It's hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into making this bike. I call her Machete, because that's what it says on the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a *****en picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. I suspect people are a little bit intimidated to see a person riding on a bike called Machete. They are always running behind saying, "Hey, something came off your bike," or some such, trying to shake me up or throw me off my game. But I ain't got time for that.

I don't have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I'm not sure if that's bad or not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5

Mumonkan 02-10-15 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17542412)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8vk2iBi1Y1qzlpzc.gif

i love how with each one posted the levers are installed lower and lower down the drops

seau grateau 02-10-15 02:37 PM

Wow, Visp is definitely a front runner for Worst Bike of All Time.

AristoNYC 02-10-15 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17542764)
Not sure if J/A but I don't get to see one of these very often. I wanted to ride it so badly!

I wouldn't say its JA but I don't understand carbon cranks, HED wheel and riser bars.

Philasteve 02-11-15 09:49 PM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=433825Not a bad bike, but wtf is up with the stock stem and handlebars?

T13 02-12-15 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17542412)

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=433863

Unkle Rico 02-12-15 03:03 PM

So.. Would this be considered a single speed or a 2 speed?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...10/aCX83zI.png


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