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Mumonkan 05-14-15 03:42 AM

id ride it once so i could ghost ride it off the highest cliff i could find

TenSpeedV2 05-14-15 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by Muffin Man (Post 17803780)
I'd ride it once just to see what it feels like.

#thatswhatshesaid

rreahard 05-14-15 12:13 PM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=451353

wtf??

SpeshulEd 05-14-15 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by rreahard (Post 17805143)

good aero position he's got there.

Flatulentfox 05-14-15 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by rreahard (Post 17805143)

man he looks pissed. "WTF are you looking at?"

Mumonkan 05-14-15 06:02 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b3330afb5d.jpg

hairnet 05-14-15 06:39 PM

That's a winner.

Leukybear 05-14-15 09:56 PM

The frameset looks like a knock off of the specialized shiv.

pwebb 05-14-15 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by rreahard (Post 17805143)

i keep finding new things to enjoy within this photo. i can only imagine his musical choices while riding this thing.

TMonk 05-14-15 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17806001)
That's a winner.

my thoughts exactly hahaha.

TMonk 05-14-15 10:56 PM

also that chopper style bike isn't JA... it's cool!

TenSpeedV2 05-14-15 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17805937)

Would peel all of the decals off and ride that just for fun. Probably more comfortable to have my toe nails ripped off by pygmy cannibals, but hey, yolo right?

JeremyLC 05-15-15 07:50 AM

http://i.imgur.com/uc43dFV.png


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Leukybear 05-15-15 11:48 AM

Seriously....

It's distasteful on lifted trucks and it's going to be the same way on bikes.

Mumonkan 05-15-15 12:07 PM

^the badge of the micropenis d-bag

jlafitte 05-15-15 04:56 PM

^ +1

Scrodzilla 05-15-15 06:12 PM


I'm going to tie one of those to the zipper on my pants and walk around with it flapping against my leg.

Mumonkan 05-15-15 06:33 PM

but then youd have to give them your money.

just put a pair of walnuts in a balloon and be sure to post the results in video

SpeshulEd 05-15-15 07:07 PM

I do enjoy the fact that bike balls at least dangle in the proper location.

stryper 05-15-15 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17805937)

This frame is actually pretty legit. Made by Rafael Hoffleit, a dude who makes carbon parts for the Audi and Mercedes motor-sport teams and for a leading Formula 1 team. Older users here may remember this frame he did:
http://www.slowtwitch.com/articles/i...st_Rafael4.jpg
He also has this for some reason, idk why:
http://www.slowtwitch.com/articles/i...st_Rafael5.jpg

Huffandstuff 05-15-15 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 17807781)
Seriously....

It's distasteful on lifted trucks and it's going to be the same way on bikes.

Tall bikes should get these.

Night_shift 05-16-15 12:53 AM

Obviously designed by a female. Color should = blue. Especially after a long day in the saddle ouch.

Leukybear 05-16-15 01:36 AM


Originally Posted by stryper (Post 17808955)
This frame is actually pretty legit. Made by Rafael Hoffleit, a dude who makes carbon parts for the Audi and Mercedes motor-sport teams and for a leading Formula 1 team. Older users here may remember this frame he did:

Well that sure explains his lack of knowledge for proper bike geometry and bodily ergonomics.

T13 05-16-15 05:22 AM

I guess,at least they aren't all veiny and gross looking like "trucks nuts". I mean that just looks like an upside down heart. Still, though, the idea is pretty awful. It's not even distasteful, its just dumb.

butts 05-16-15 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by T13 (Post 17809698)
I guess,at least they aren't all veiny and gross looking like "trucks nuts". I mean that just looks like an upside down heart. Still, though, the idea is pretty awful. It's not even distasteful, its just dumb.

Shoutout to all the fixie foos who will spend $1k on an aero wheelset and then hang 2 pound rubber balls from their saddle


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