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prooftheory 05-21-15 12:50 PM

Satin is good for living room walls.

T13 05-21-15 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17825727)
satin is a little easier to make look uniform

most of the sanding jobs on the flat black cars you see on the street are garbage, you can see every imperfection

"yo my boy hooked up the paint on my 240 bro, **** is bomb as ****"

a truly clean flat black paint job is a work of art, even though its the least exciting paintjob you can have...




outside of beige

:shudder:

i dont understand a matte finish on an actual color though. guy on the island has a orangey-yellow colored charger with a matte finish. looks like a ****in block of cheese.


Yeah, that's true, satin black paint lays in really nicely. My 88 Scirocco was rattle canned satin black and everyone thought it was a pro job. The secret is to put the can you are gonna be using in a bucket of hot water for a few minutes prior, then shake(obviously)..Works really well.

You guys are gonna hate the bike I'm building right now, hahaha.... Olive drab with satin black fork, single speed.......

Mumonkan 05-21-15 02:49 PM

sounds like fap city imo

Unkle Rico 05-21-15 03:48 PM

haha i always wanted to paint my Mk2 golf a satin camo green :thumb:

****ing go for it sir!


Originally Posted by T13 (Post 17826102)
Yeah, that's true, satin black paint lays in really nicely. My 88 Scirocco was rattle canned satin black and everyone thought it was a pro job. The secret is to put the can you are gonna be using in a bucket of hot water for a few minutes prior, then shake(obviously)..Works really well.

You guys are gonna hate the bike I'm building right now, hahaha.... Olive drab with satin black fork, single speed.......


SquidPuppet 05-22-15 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by prooftheory (Post 17825500)
I thought it had something to do with the "murdered out" car thing, which I always found tacky as well. It looks like a rattle can job.

A couple years ago it stated showing up in MotoGP racing too. Dull helmets. Dull fairings. These are multimillion dollar machines performing in a race environment. Seems to me, THAT is the appropriate arena for flashy livery.

Maybe they think it looks "stealth".

I bet the manufacturers love it. Fewer steps in the process. costs less/charge more.

SquidPuppet 05-22-15 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by Unkle Rico (Post 17826306)
haha i always wanted to paint my Mk2 golf a satin camo green :thumb:

****ing go for it sir!

Matte camo makes sense.

SpeshulEd 05-22-15 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17828457)
A couple years ago it stated showing up in MotoGP racing too. Dull helmets. Dull fairings. These are multimillion dollar machines performing in a race environment. Seems to me, THAT is the appropriate arena for flashy livery.

Maybe they think it looks "stealth".

I bet the manufacturers love it. Fewer steps in the process. costs less/charge more.

I think there's some allure to having a fancy bike (motorcyle, car, whatever) and stripping all the badges and logos from it and having it be plain (flat black or whatever). To me it says the owner cares more about the sum of the parts than how the parts look, and they use it as a tool instead of just showing it off.

SquidPuppet 05-22-15 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by SpeshulEd (Post 17829035)
I think there's some allure to having a fancy bike (motorcyle, car, whatever) and stripping all the badges and logos from it and having it be plain (flat black or whatever). To me it says the owner cares more about the sum of the parts than how the parts look, and they use it as a tool instead of just showing it off.

I'm all for the no badges and no decals look. I guess I just like shiny toys. :)

SpeshulEd 05-22-15 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17829165)
I'm all for the no badges and no decals look. I guess I just like shiny toys. :)

I've got nothing against shiny toys!

prooftheory 05-22-15 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17828515)
Matte camo makes sense.

http://i.imgur.com/3bsd46F.gif

Mumonkan 05-22-15 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by SpeshulEd (Post 17829035)
I think there's some allure to having a fancy bike (motorcyle, car, whatever) and stripping all the badges and logos from it and having it be plain (flat black or whatever). To me it says the owner cares more about the sum of the parts than how the parts look, and they use it as a tool instead of just showing it off.


thats always been my thing, at least with motors. flat black everything who cares what it is lets haul ass.
rat bikes that dominate some goon in full leathers on a repsol replica bike, all while making sounds like its gonna put a crack in the earth is my kinda flavor.

though in recent years ive learned i lean towards a more utilitarian look on just about everything so idunno what that says

SpeshulEd 05-22-15 05:05 PM

I'm all about utilitarian and normal when it comes to cars now, the less noticeable the better. Leave me alone cops!

Euthyphro 05-22-15 07:07 PM

+1 on the functional beauty.

jlafitte 05-22-15 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by Unkle Rico (Post 17825603)
The satin thing can look soooo good if done right. Generally people have poor taste imo so it usually looks awful :notamused:

http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/v..._padToSqua.png

The Devil in Long Island

hairnet 05-24-15 05:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/gwc6Azd.jpg

Leukybear 05-24-15 08:59 PM

You had me there for a minute; thank goodness that's not real.

Also, on a more important note, you shouldn't clamp cdale 3.0's anywhere aside from a mounted seatpost. There should be a warning sticker on the seattube.

T13 05-25-15 06:51 AM


Originally Posted by SpeshulEd (Post 17829229)
I've got nothing against shiny toys!

Polished aluminum on motorcycles is awesome...

Muffin Man 05-25-15 04:12 PM

Just saw that cdale on the site with snoo haha. I was about to be very sad.

hairnet 05-25-15 05:07 PM

:lol: I know it was a joke but it fits in here very well.

doctorfugazi 05-25-15 05:42 PM

1 Attachment(s)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=453490

dunno...i'm thinking shimano 600 series?

AristoNYC 05-25-15 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by doctorfugazi (Post 17836300)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=453490

dunno...i'm thinking shimano 600 series?

Shimano thruster with a backwards fork, NICE.

Kindaslow 05-25-15 07:21 PM


Originally Posted by AristoNYC (Post 17836468)
Shimano thruster with a backwards fork, NICE.

Better bump compliance that way, ya know....

veganbikes 05-25-15 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by TenSpeedV2 (Post 17811785)
^ that wrap job tho.....that's intense.


Originally Posted by JeremyLC (Post 17812423)
It's doable if you're patient. If your search Google for "Harlequin wrap" you can find instructions.

From this thread:


Originally Posted by 50voltphantom (Post 17814987)
Holy crap that is one of the most fiddly processes I've ever seen. It took me three attempts to wrap my bars without any gaps with standard tape.

It is hard as all get out. I have two bikes with it and I did half of one of them and I was sweating. I didn't do that bad but you can tell which side I did and which side our head mechanic did. I bet I could have done better if I was sitting at home more relaxed but I was feeling the pressure of doing real well and also getting out of work so I wouldn't have to help customers anymore. I would love to one day tackle a three color wrap which we think we have figured out.

Flatulentfox 05-26-15 12:46 PM

Im fairly certain this goes here.

Project: RIGHT - Album on Imgur

SpeshulEd 05-26-15 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by Flatulentfox (Post 17838670)
Im fairly certain this goes here.

Project: RIGHT - Album on Imgur

Or maybe the Porn thread instead...what's jackass about it?


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