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Cynikal 05-26-15 01:01 PM

That is porn for sure. English makes incredible frames that are unique.

Flatulentfox 05-26-15 01:14 PM

It seems like reinventing the wheel for no good reason.

Don't get me wrong, it looks to be incredible craftsmanship, and I do actually like the artwork on it, alot.

But the single sided rear triangle, the single blade fork, EBB, rear brake, stem mount, etc.

Very much a form over function thing, just being different for the sake of being different. That is the JA part in my opinion.

Mumonkan 05-26-15 01:32 PM

i wouldnt call it porn but its not jackass either

that drivetrain is freaking me out

T13 05-26-15 01:36 PM

I feel like if you were standing up, sprinting on that thing, it would have a weird imbalanced feel to it.

Cynikal 05-26-15 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by Flatulentfox (Post 17838790)
It seems like reinventing the wheel for no good reason.

Don't get me wrong, it looks to be incredible craftsmanship, and I do actually like the artwork on it, alot.

But the single sided rear triangle, the single blade fork, EBB, rear brake, stem mount, etc.

Very much a form over function thing, just being different for the sake of being different. That is the JA part in my opinion.

I get that but to put it in context, this bike was built for NAHBS which completely focuses on the form before the function. I'm sure this was more of a conversation piece to get business.

Flatulentfox 05-26-15 02:52 PM

Fair enough.

Also, thinking outside of the box like this can lead to useful innovation. This sort of thing is not without merit i suppose.

SpeshulEd 05-26-15 03:42 PM

The artwork totally reminds me of this...

http://www.destroythebrain.com/wp-co...7-1152x864.jpg

jpsawyer 05-27-15 06:46 AM

There is a great write up about it on his site I think where he talks about reasoning behind it all. The assymetric stays are cool because you can change a flat without taking off the wheel and the hub is so you dont have to have a break in the frame for the beltdrive. I believe he also said the bike was not as flexy as you might believe it to be. There were more reasons but thats all I can remember at this point.

stryper 05-28-15 12:12 AM

Eccentric bottom brackets are awesome alternatives to track dropouts. Especially if you're running a rear brake, so you don't have to adjust it every time you change ratios.

And rear brakes below the bottom bracket is way cleaner looking. I think I remember seeing a carbon road bike with some very minimalist canti's mounted on the backside of the fork and it was very clean looking too.

gmm213 05-28-15 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by doctorfugazi (Post 17836300)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=453490

dunno...i'm thinking shimano 600 series?

I cant wait for my pursuits to come in the mail. Im mounting em just like that

hairnet 05-30-15 12:53 PM

Probably staring at his Garmin checking on Strava

http://i.imgur.com/aRdbON9.gif

Night_shift 05-30-15 10:56 PM

Haha, I like it when he one hops against the rear of the car.

jlafitte 05-31-15 06:48 AM

Totally not amusing.

AristoNYC 05-31-15 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 17851038)
Probably staring at his Garmin checking on Strava

looks like he got knocked out, I wonder what damage happened to him.

hairnet 05-31-15 10:31 AM

Can't say. I was in a similar incident once for a different reason, I was in a daze for a few minutes and the front end of the bike was ****ed. But damn, I have only seen drunk riders slam into a parked car like that.

Scrodzilla 05-31-15 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by jlafitte (Post 17852458)
Totally not amusing.

Sure it is. If he had been actually looking at the road, he would've had more than enough time to see a parked car in front of him. That's exactly what happens when fools don't pay attention.

T13 05-31-15 11:43 AM

Yeah, that was totally funny.

JeremyLC 05-31-15 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 17853083)
Sure it is. If he had been actually looking at the road, he would've had more than enough time to see a parked car in front of him. That's exactly what happens when fools don't pay attention.

Fool checking in here. I was climbing a hill at about 8mph with my head down when I rear-ended a parked Honda. Didn't damage the Honda, DID dent my helmet. I wasn't hurt, so I threw the shards of my shattered dignity into my bag and kept riding. (I went back at a later date to make absolutely certain I didn't damage the car)

jlafitte 05-31-15 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 17853083)
Sure it is. If he had been actually looking at the road, he would've had more than enough time to see a parked car in front of him. That's exactly what happens when fools don't pay attention.

Dude, have some sympathy. Result being that you're the one who will live longer, healthier and happier, and it's a safe bet that nearly everyone here wants to see that.

gmm213 05-31-15 02:45 PM

3 Attachment(s)
Ive heard of training wheels but come on

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=454872http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=454873http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=454874

Kindaslow 05-31-15 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by jlafitte (Post 17853533)
Dude, have some sympathy. Result being that you're the one who will live longer, healthier and happier, and it's a safe bet that nearly everyone here wants to see that.

Sympathy, empathy, whatever it might be, that was funny as hell. I hope he did not hurt anything other than his pride, but it was funny and he was being a fool. If he is lucky, his foolishness was or is temporary.

cDiff Notorious 05-31-15 03:46 PM

Duct tape solves everything

Mumonkan 05-31-15 03:47 PM

if i was in the area i wouldve laughed initially but emt wouldve clicked on and i wouldve ran over to help

he looked like he literally died, hes definitely unconscious at least

wonder what the back of that car looks like, and also why it had a dash cam running when it was parked

jlafitte 05-31-15 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by Kindaslow (Post 17853695)
Sympathy, empathy, whatever it might be, that was funny as hell. I hope he did not hurt anything other than his pride, but it was funny and he was being a fool. If he is lucky, his foolishness was or is temporary.

Temporary, maybe because he's dead.

To each his own, I guess. Here, laugh it up: List of professional cyclists who died during a race

Mumonkan 05-31-15 04:14 PM

almost every one of those are "collided with a truck during training"


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