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Old 08-18-15 | 09:53 PM
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I wasn't gonna make fun because I talk to myself all the time but I don't put it on the interwebs so fire away...
Good news / bad news.... Your girlfriend secretly taped you talking to yourself, she posted it on YouTube, it is hysterical, and getting over a million hits......
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Old 08-18-15 | 10:20 PM
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I feel like this belongs hereeeee.....

I somehow made it through the whole thing. I wouldn't say that it needs to be in here though.
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Old 08-18-15 | 10:25 PM
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$12 a wheel for truing is crazy? This guy...
That's lIke two weeks of allowance, bro.

I haven't watched the video but I assume it's your typical 15 year old swag fixie kid
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Old 08-19-15 | 12:26 AM
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Old 08-19-15 | 02:18 AM
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You think he lives on Staten island?
100% possible
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Old 08-19-15 | 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by sammerammer

hahaha
Someone please kill that thing with fire.
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Old 08-19-15 | 07:21 AM
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Saw this at the train station this morning. Mad Max Thunder Taint

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Old 08-19-15 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Huffandstuff
That's lIke two weeks of allowance, bro.

I haven't watched the video but I assume it's your typical 15 year old swag fixie kid

That's one hairy 15 year old then....
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Old 08-19-15 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by sammerammer

I feel like this belongs hereeeee.....
I found this strangely entertaining.
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Old 08-19-15 | 09:35 AM
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That's one hairy 15 year old then....
It's the hormones that McD's cows are fed. Just 15 years of a steady diet on these burgers and that's what you get.
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Old 08-19-15 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Noli Timere
Saw this at the train station this morning. Mad Max Thunder Taint


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Old 08-19-15 | 10:33 AM
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Saw this at the train station this morning. Mad Max Thunder Taint

Well, at least nobody is going to want to steal his saddle...
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Old 08-19-15 | 11:07 AM
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Looking at this fine product of human engineering I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh, cry or run for the hills because humanity is coming to an end.

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Old 08-19-15 | 11:15 AM
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Looking at this fine product of human engineering I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh, cry or run for the hills because humanity is coming to an end.


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Old 08-19-15 | 11:51 AM
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The horns are redundant, the entire bike screams, "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
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Old 08-19-15 | 12:15 PM
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this bike is the IRL of this meme

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Old 08-19-15 | 12:39 PM
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Old 08-19-15 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LUW
It's the hormones that McD's cows are fed. Just 15 years of a steady diet on these burgers and that's what you get.

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Old 08-20-15 | 11:48 AM
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so you can tweet about traffic without worrying about pulling over to text!

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Old 08-20-15 | 01:18 PM
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so you can tweet about traffic without worrying about pulling over to text!

and block the view of your instrument cluster
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Old 08-20-15 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by rreahard
and block the view of your instrument cluster
It does not matter, you are driving into the ocean.....
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Old 08-20-15 | 04:28 PM
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i just noticed that gps route theyre displaying, LOL

double JA points
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Old 08-20-15 | 04:37 PM
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It does not matter, you are driving into the ocean.....
in Lord of the Rings.
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Old 08-20-15 | 08:44 PM
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i just noticed that gps route theyre displaying, LOL

double JA points
Maybe it's a Cessna?
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Old 08-24-15 | 03:45 PM
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everything about this bike needs to die.

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