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Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

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Old 12-24-15, 08:09 PM
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im not 100% sure that this is IRL, but its stupid nonetheless

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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
im not 100% sure that this is IRL, but its stupid nonetheless

When Lance Armstrong wasn't racing he was in a Mariachi band and once they found out he was using store bought salsa they kicked him out and he made his instrument into a bike hoping to continue his racing career!
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Old 12-27-15, 05:41 PM
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Old 12-27-15, 05:45 PM
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that looks third world country-ish to me.
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"Every bike weighs 50lbs"
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*applause*
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Old 12-27-15, 11:17 PM
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5 locks on this one. Owner knows that it is a decent bike. Perhaps made JA to reduce chance of theft?
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Old 12-28-15, 08:27 AM
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@thewilson is bringing the heat. Holy cow all of those or horrifying.
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Old 12-28-15, 09:32 AM
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5 locks on this one. Owner knows that it is a decent bike. Perhaps made JA to reduce chance of theft?
I don't know, JA is as JA does.

If it was a theft deterrent he wanted, he could have just taped over the logos.
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Old 12-28-15, 10:21 AM
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the owner thinks his bike is decent

i wouldnt pay more than $150 for that thing and all i would do is take off the noms and sell them for 200, then set the rest of it on fire.

id love to steal his wheels then lock them to the fence right next to it just to prove a point
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Old 12-28-15, 11:11 PM
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I wasn't prepared for what wilson just posted
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That one should come with a warning! It is way too early in the morning to see this!!!
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wow. i bet he tells everyone how he used a cnc machine to punch 400 holes into his swiss cheese wheels

im also pretty sure its locked to nothing. but it could be japan
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Old 01-05-16, 08:54 AM
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You gotta admit...owner of that bike sure did a good job of matching his stem and seatpost

And...

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Old 01-05-16, 08:58 AM
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Negative points to that guy for not using the goldfinger brake levers.

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Also who folds their mirrors in curbside?
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Some cars now fold the mirrors automatically when you lock the doors.
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That gold is fresh af. Haha.
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Old 01-05-16, 09:49 AM
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What is this?



Is it a bell attached to the brake cable?
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Is it a bell attached to the brake cable?
Haha, it appears to be. If this bike doesn't belong to CP3O, I'm going to be pissed.
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Originally Posted by SpeshulEd
Haha, it appears to be. If this bike doesn't belong to CP3O, I'm going to be pissed.
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Bell Osaka roadie clip, Brass

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CP30
You need to go watch SwarTars.
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